Tropes fic meme: Below are some fandom cliches - pick one and give me a pairing (and some details if you want) and we'll see what I can come up with
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Lucy generally has better taste in men. Lucy generally has better taste in shoes. Lucy generally doesn't pretend to be married to Shaun Hastings whilst wearing a pair of penny loafers and waving her hand around like a very bad approximation of a tourist.
"Oh honey, this is LOVELY." She's gushing. She never gushes. She doesn't know what the fuck she's doing with herself and Desmond is beside himself, laughing like an idiot into his hand while Rebecca elbows him in the ribs.
Shaun is a rather interesting shade of puce. All over. The bellhop is giving them all this look, like he's convinced there's going to be a brawl and maybe there will, if Shaun and Desmond are involved. It already happened once but then they'd made those googly eyes at each other and Lucy had just -known- and Rebecca hadn't stopped asking for "DETAILS SHAUN. DETAILS" and Shaun had resorted to shoving lemon juice into her mouth and there'd been spluttering and oh god Shaun's hand was on her back this was awful.
"Reservation for Haroldson?" Shaun's got a pretty decent American accent. Only someone who knows the deep south intimately would be able to tell he's faking it. He's got the nasal whine just right. He's even wearing a cowboy hat and Desmond can't stop snickering and he's going to give them away.
"Oh honey, this is LOVELY." She's gushing. She never gushes. She doesn't know what the fuck she's doing with herself and Desmond is beside himself, laughing like an idiot into his hand while Rebecca elbows him in the ribs.
Shaun is a rather interesting shade of puce. All over. The bellhop is giving them all this look, like he's convinced there's going to be a brawl and maybe there will, if Shaun and Desmond are involved. It already happened once but then they'd made those googly eyes at each other and Lucy had just -known- and Rebecca hadn't stopped asking for "DETAILS SHAUN. DETAILS" and Shaun had resorted to shoving lemon juice into her mouth and there'd been spluttering and oh god Shaun's hand was on her back this was awful.
"Reservation for Haroldson?" Shaun's got a pretty decent American accent. Only someone who knows the deep south intimately would be able to tell he's faking it. He's got the nasal whine just right. He's even wearing a cowboy hat and Desmond can't stop snickering and he's going to give them away.
Boys.
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