I made up a song in the shower today

[severedscythe]

I would clean it up if I could be bothered but.

You know that moment in musicals/movies where the lead guy has a speech that makes the lead girl realise she LOVED HIM ALL ALONG(tm) and that they were meant to be together?

Yeah



could I be any more pretentious
when I'm singing this song to you
The audience will want to kill me off
by the time my lines are through

could I be any more pretentious
Just look at my stupid hat
My turtleneck and my stripy scarf
And my white and long haired cat

Could I be any more pretentious
This is supposed to make you love me more
What you should do is give me a wedgie
and then shove me right out the door

Could I be any more pretentious
this song is designed to make you cry
Everyone's hoping that when I'm done
I'll fall down the stairs and die

And yet you're falling for this my sweetheart
I don't know if this makes you worse
I mean I'm the one with the stupid accent
But you're the one with the idiots curse

Oh look the audience is leaving
So why don't you put down that gun
Nobody's gonna be around to see
when you shoot me so

so uhm.

I'm sorry?

OH GOD MY EYE