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[severedfromfate]

Severus stormed into the room and dropped heavily onto his bed.

"Damnit, half my lab equip-ahh-" he broke off in a sneeze. "Half my fucking equipment is beyond useless!"

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[jarrod_avery]

Jarrod was sitting on his bed, reading a text book. "I'm sorry to hear that, mate." He frowned. "It was low...letting those pixies loose. Bastards..."

[severedfromfate]

"Indeed." He scowled and smoothed his hair back off his face. "Damnit, if only it had been half an hour later even, I would have finished brewing and would have locked my lab. This kind of thing must not be allowed to happen again."

[jarrod_avery]

"What do you suggest we do? Aside from kidnapping them, tyeing them up, and skinning them alive? Oh how I'd love to see their blood spill..." He grinned deviously.

[severedfromfate]

"I'm sure we can look forward to it one day. I'm sure it was those Gryffindor prats but without proof... not that I'd mind some sort of retribution to be delivered upon them whether it was their fault or not." He flicked absently through a herbology manual.

"Bella and I are trying to come up with a plan for something to do at the Yule Ball.... any ideas?"

[jarrod_avery]

"What do you mean something to do at the Yule Ball? Something to do to them?" He raised an eyebrow, throwing the book aside.

[severedfromfate]

"Precisely. No real point in going otherwise is there? Even as a Firstie these events were always beyond dull."

[jarrod_avery]

"Actually, I'm taking Doyle as my date. I'm hoping to charm her enough to get her into bed with me." He smirked. "However I'd be happy to help you brainstorm the perfect revenge."

[severedfromfate]

"Interesting... she has spine that one. One of the more interesting peons in this prison. You do not of course have to participate if you wish to spend the evening convincing Miss Doyle of your charms." He smirked. "But any help planning is welcome."

[jarrod_avery]

"Thanks for understanding. Any other evening and I'd be first in line to tear those wankers apart. Starting with Black and Potter...though those others...Lupin and the chubby one are getting on my nerves, too."

He sighed. "Maybe you should spike their drinks with poison."

[severedfromfate]

"I thought of that... but if I did, I would be the only suspect on the list afterwards. Something slightly less deadly might be in order..." he drifted off muttering to himself about allergic reactions or changes to skin and hair pigmentation.

[jarrod_avery]

"So we can't kill them then? Bugger. We'll just have to settle for humiliation then. Perhaps a love potion? There's no doubt Black and Lupin are shagging, but I'd pay to see Potter snog Pettigrew." He snorted.

[severedfromfate]

Sev grimaced.

"Quite frankly, I'd pay not to see that. But some kind of lust potion is an idea... "

[jarrod_avery]

Jarrod snickered. "It's not like I find it attractive. Urg! Just...amusing. Lust/love potions are great when the victim falls for the wrong person. Remember the goal is utter humiliation.

Let's see...there are also charms which could make them act like arses, you know...moo like a cow, but those are so elementary. That's something I'd expect them to pull. Not to mention they do a damn good job of acting like arses, even without our help."

[severedfromfate]

"Hmmmm... perhaps if we turn them all into mice, and a select few into Kneazels... most of them are close enough to rats as it is, won't be difficult." Severeus sneezed again and growled in frustration, punching his mattress.

"Fuck, I can't get this bloody pepper out of my hair."

[jarrod_avery]

"Bless you. You know that isn't a bad idea. In all honesty who would miss those prats?" He sighed.

"I recommend you try putting a charm on your shampoo. Something that repels pepper."

[severedfromfate]

"Too much effort. I'll go down to the lab and see if I can find something that will stop the sneezing."