True confession
Sometimes, I like to go through the "missed connections," "men seeking women," "women seeking men" etc. ads on Craigslist in both Portland and NYC for the purpose of correcting the more glaring grammatical errors. I've yet to actually send an email with my corrections, for fear of initiating contact with some desperate, horny single in my area, but there have been several times when I've come close. I simply don't imagine it's possible to connect with the lady/fellow of your dreams by informing them that you play "the drum's."