Dec 09, 2006 16:02
The problem with living within walking distance of someone your seeing is that you're bound to run into them at Ugly Times, like say, comming back from the gym.
The problem with seeing someone who's considerably more attractive than you are is that they can be on Woodstock walking their dog, and look like a movie star doing it, while you try desperately to fluff your ponytail so it doesn't look so sweaty and greasy. I feel like hanging out with girls that are prettier than me makes me seem more attractive, and if you've ever seen my female friends, you know I spend a great deal of time with some of the most beautiful women imaginable. However, I feel like being around attractive guys decreases my attractiveness quotient. I'm concerned that when and if the time comes for me to meet his friends, they'll be like "What the fuck?" I wonder if I'll be able to wow them with my brilliant analysis of Pound's Canto II...