Dear Creepy Patron Guy
I know you're probably disappointed and feel you did not get proper service because I did not actually come over to your computer to help you figure out that scary Copy + Paste thing for your resume, but I assure you I have a very good reason for it.
You would not stop looking at my chest, and the thought of leaning over your keyboard and mouse while you sat there next to me, made feel a bit nauseous.
Maybe, just maybe you were just checking out my shiny new Slytherin necklace, but I doubt it. See, I'm pretty sure I've dealt with you before and on previous occasions you had skeezed me out then as well.
I said good day, sir.
~Me
P.S. AND I was wearing my security tag. You do realize that means I can throw you out, y?
You would not stop looking at my chest, and the thought of leaning over your keyboard and mouse while you sat there next to me, made feel a bit nauseous.
Maybe, just maybe you were just checking out my shiny new Slytherin necklace, but I doubt it. See, I'm pretty sure I've dealt with you before and on previous occasions you had skeezed me out then as well.
I said good day, sir.
~Me
P.S. AND I was wearing my security tag. You do realize that means I can throw you out, y?