Young Indiana Jones: Espionage Escapades I do not care how many actors are in it that you quite like. I don't care if the directors are ones you admire. None of them could save themselves from truly horribly scripts.
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD
Because it's comedy....comedy done wrong. And comedy done wrong is the most excruciatingly painful experience. I felt so bad for everyone. The way I feel bad for Robert Vaughn and David McCallum in those atrociously embarrassing episodes of Man from UNCLE (series 3, I'm lookin at you!)
There are several bad movies I can think of that I rather watch again instead of having seen this at all.
I feel the need to go to Prague, visit Kafka's grave, and personally apologise. :(
At least I got slashy 70s secret agents to make me feel better. LOL David Suchet just pwned Jeremy Bulloch!