Modern Vampire Fiction
Oh, how I loath you.
You are an embarrassment.
I love vampires and vampire stories. But I dare not say anything like that because then people will think I'm all into that Twilight crap and others of that ilk.
Like say...a series I just learned about last night while doing title checks at work.
The Vampire Shrink and Dark Harvest, which are the books so far in the series: Kismet Knight: Vampire Psychologist.
KISMET KNIGHT!?
WTF kind of name is that?
Vampire psychologist my ass.
Of course it's all about how she falls in love with a centuries-old leader of a vampire coven, and OMG how will their relationship work out coming from such different worlds???
I want to jab my eyes, seriously.
Fucking modern vampires. This is all your fault, Barnabas Collins.
KISMET KNIGHT?!
ARGH. I'm sorry, I think the vampire novel I was writing in the 8th grade had more potential than this. And my story had a medieval female vampire hunter who unwittingly falls in love with a vampire, only to run from him when she discovers the truth, only to find out that she's pregnant with his child, but only after she's met up with a werewolf who happens to fall in love with her.
....
I was like 12. Throw me a fuckin' bone.
You are an embarrassment.
I love vampires and vampire stories. But I dare not say anything like that because then people will think I'm all into that Twilight crap and others of that ilk.
Like say...a series I just learned about last night while doing title checks at work.
The Vampire Shrink and Dark Harvest, which are the books so far in the series: Kismet Knight: Vampire Psychologist.
KISMET KNIGHT!?
WTF kind of name is that?
Vampire psychologist my ass.
Of course it's all about how she falls in love with a centuries-old leader of a vampire coven, and OMG how will their relationship work out coming from such different worlds???
I want to jab my eyes, seriously.
Fucking modern vampires. This is all your fault, Barnabas Collins.
KISMET KNIGHT?!
ARGH. I'm sorry, I think the vampire novel I was writing in the 8th grade had more potential than this. And my story had a medieval female vampire hunter who unwittingly falls in love with a vampire, only to run from him when she discovers the truth, only to find out that she's pregnant with his child, but only after she's met up with a werewolf who happens to fall in love with her.
....
I was like 12. Throw me a fuckin' bone.