i am back. i survived the plane.
for the last couple days, i have had a mysterious pain radiating from the center abdominal area of my body. i have never felt like this before. after sleuthing around human anatomy websites and clutching at myself in a very non sexy manner and in more of a scholarly way, i have concluded that my problem is my large intestine. it's failing me. it's ruining me. and yeah, i'll admit to it; at first i thought it was killing me. yeah, i figured my number was almost up. because let's face it, normally if your organ is committing mutiny against the rest of your being, you are pretty much royally screwed. or well, not really royally screwed. i'm not a prince or a queen or anything. basically yeah, i thought i was just screwed.
the truth of this matter is that i will be spending the upcoming days hunched over like i'm ready for the casket. i will expect compliments like: "damn rachel, you're lookin fine for 89!!!" or you can come up with some hip nickname for me like Egor and i can invest in a glass eye.
MEXICO!!!
with the temperature near 100, unless you're naked you'll ultimately sweat to death. i have never felt such intense heat in my life. twenty minutes of investigating the resort grounds and the sun was drawing shapes on my feet! outlining my zebra shoes trying to play geometric games with me.
i have some pictures, though it will be brief... i would like to share my pre-egor days with you all.
picture explanation:::
1.fruit stands in playa del carmen
2.the 'inside' lobby of our resort.
3.lobby from outside+flamingoes.
4.upclose of flamingoes. (yeaaah flaunt it!)
5.our room which is the last blue room on the right
6.view number one from the outside deck.
7.view number two from the outside deck.
8.posing in front of the pirate dock.
9.pool area i didn't go by.
10.a neat looking place where people get married.
11.getting cancer by the ocean.
12.chit-cha-nit-za (not how it's spelled)
13. closer mom view of the mayan temple, pyramid thing.
14.water hole! where i didn't swim.
our resort was crazy because the only place that was actually indoors were the rooms you stayed in. there were just pathways and surrounding the pathways were ponds of water with turtles and flamingoes hanging out there.
i was pretty much like moses, walking on water and everything. except, i didn't even go in the water.
the chitchanitza place that i cannot spell, was deadly. 100 degrees and quite close to 100% humidity. they predicted the world was going to end or something huge was going to happen in 2012. seven years! good luck!!!
mexican residents drive like madmen. and i have never seen people pack into cars like they can. jesus!
ps. tomorrow is wrestling.
pps. my nose is running!!
ppppppps. i cleaned my room in record time. four and half hours.
BEAT THAT!!!
have a lovely weekend. i love you.
pppppppps. i can't spell chitchanitza.
EDIT:: i am in the mood for some modest mouse. unfornately with the combination of my brother taking my cds and stepping on them in my once not so clean room, i am shit out of luck. if you own any of the following and one like to burn one or more for me, that'd be splendid. i will pay you for the blank cd so you get something out of this. if you dont have any blank cds but you do want me to listen to modest mouse, then maybe i could borrow it for a day and put it on my computer. you will be my savior.
lonesome, crowded west.
this is a long drive for someone with nothing to think about
the moon & antarctica
comment and let me know or just tell me at school or something. :)
the truth of this matter is that i will be spending the upcoming days hunched over like i'm ready for the casket. i will expect compliments like: "damn rachel, you're lookin fine for 89!!!" or you can come up with some hip nickname for me like Egor and i can invest in a glass eye.
MEXICO!!!
with the temperature near 100, unless you're naked you'll ultimately sweat to death. i have never felt such intense heat in my life. twenty minutes of investigating the resort grounds and the sun was drawing shapes on my feet! outlining my zebra shoes trying to play geometric games with me.
i have some pictures, though it will be brief... i would like to share my pre-egor days with you all.
picture explanation:::
1.fruit stands in playa del carmen
2.the 'inside' lobby of our resort.
3.lobby from outside+flamingoes.
4.upclose of flamingoes. (yeaaah flaunt it!)
5.our room which is the last blue room on the right
6.view number one from the outside deck.
7.view number two from the outside deck.
8.posing in front of the pirate dock.
9.pool area i didn't go by.
10.a neat looking place where people get married.
11.getting cancer by the ocean.
12.chit-cha-nit-za (not how it's spelled)
13. closer mom view of the mayan temple, pyramid thing.
14.water hole! where i didn't swim.
our resort was crazy because the only place that was actually indoors were the rooms you stayed in. there were just pathways and surrounding the pathways were ponds of water with turtles and flamingoes hanging out there.
i was pretty much like moses, walking on water and everything. except, i didn't even go in the water.
the chitchanitza place that i cannot spell, was deadly. 100 degrees and quite close to 100% humidity. they predicted the world was going to end or something huge was going to happen in 2012. seven years! good luck!!!
mexican residents drive like madmen. and i have never seen people pack into cars like they can. jesus!
ps. tomorrow is wrestling.
pps. my nose is running!!
ppppppps. i cleaned my room in record time. four and half hours.
BEAT THAT!!!
have a lovely weekend. i love you.
pppppppps. i can't spell chitchanitza.
EDIT:: i am in the mood for some modest mouse. unfornately with the combination of my brother taking my cds and stepping on them in my once not so clean room, i am shit out of luck. if you own any of the following and one like to burn one or more for me, that'd be splendid. i will pay you for the blank cd so you get something out of this. if you dont have any blank cds but you do want me to listen to modest mouse, then maybe i could borrow it for a day and put it on my computer. you will be my savior.
lonesome, crowded west.
this is a long drive for someone with nothing to think about
the moon & antarctica
comment and let me know or just tell me at school or something. :)