Aug 11, 2006 12:46
so I had this "serious" talk with my father, which pretty much kinda ended up with me laughing so hard on the inside that I could have quite possibly peed my pants. He tried convincing me that I would be better off taking classes at Slippery Rock and living at home, working full time somewhere; possibly as a server.
*insert blank stare/blinks with mouth wide open here*
*maybe even some crickets in the background*
yes, I will do that. I will pack all my stuff up from the apartment and move back home, in the tiny cell you have given me for a room. I will drive to Slippery Rock every day with gas at three dollars a gallon. After a day full of classes, I will rush home, only to have time to get something to eat real quick, throw on a uniform, and serve mostly rude people all night for way below minimum wage, and if I'm lucky, make good tips. Come home around midnight, stay up for a couple hours for homework, go to sleep, only to wake up the next day and do it all over again. NOT.
Let's see, how am I capable of even standing living in this place long term again if I can't even handle staying here for a week? Seriously, my mother drives me insane every day, my father is never here, and I am NOT staying in a room thats smaller than my side of a dorm. No thanks.
I could not believe he said that. I would much rather stay at the apartment, work at the outlets, pay off what I can, have fun while I can, and do good in school. I want to delay growing up as much as possible. I've already had to grow up an immense amount, thats enough for me.
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I remember in McSparrin's Biology class, he would assign us the questions at the end of each chapter. We figured it out he never really read the answers, just basically looked to see if we wrote something down and gave us the purple check mark. So, one day, I believe it was Allison, wrote something about ANAL SEX in the middle of her answers, and sure enough, he never noticed.
It makes me wonder, if I wrote something like that in the middle of anything of a post, who'd notice? LJ is slowly dying and no one reads these all the way through anyways.
haha, McSparrin...