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PARTY, TOMORROW, SIRIUS AND JAMES'S PLACE.

YES, I AM AWARE THAT IT IS VALENTINE'S DAY. WHAT BETTER FOR A PARTY, REALLY.Do not come if you fall under one of these categories

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[anticlaw]

Yes, please.

[fabium]

Seriously?

[anticlaw]

Who am I to turn down free alcohol? Come along.

[fabium]

But listen to this fantastic idea I came up with while I was at work

[anticlaw]

[anticlaw]

You've put some thought into this.

[fabium]

That or working!

[anticlaw]

Have you been smoking on the job, Fabian?

[fabium]

Actually, I sat down at the counter at work today, wrote out a list of the most repulsive things one could possibly do on a night out, and just found the sheet, which I filled in with choice adjectives and things like a modest flower-arranging dance before sticking it here for your... I'm guessing it's horror? I'm hoping it's horror.

[anticlaw]

Yes. Horror is a good estimation.

So, essentially, a chill-inducing mad-lib?

[fabium]

That I was compensated decently for as part of a day's work!

[anticlaw]

Your higher-ups don't mind you scribbling to yourself on the job?

[fabium]

You mean my 106-year-old employer who spends the day dozing off in the store room when he's not at Fortescue's dozing with Florean himself among the toppings? No, he doesn't seem to mind.

[anticlaw]

Why is it that my mind just leapt immediately to the image of randy old men rolling about in ice cream toppings?

I'm worry about myself sometimes.

[fabium]

No, that's right. I said among the toppings.

[anticlaw]

You're hurting me.