First thing this morning...
Two suits walk into my front office.
Suits: "Hi, I'm [name redacted] and I'm with [staffing agency redacted]. We're just in your area to see if we can fill any staffing needs."
Me: "Yes, I remember you. I had an interview with you in December. You told me I didn't seem career-oriented enough for you to bother placing me. Take a hike."
World's Worst Receptionist for the win!