IT'S LATE HERE AND I'M NOT MAKING ANY SENSE RN
Here's how every episode of White Collar goes from my point of view:
NEAL: Hey, why don't I do something ~*very*~ illegal related to some kind of stupid plot nobody really cares about while Peter isn't looking?
MOZZIE: Huzzah! Illegal stuff FTW!
DOOR: *knock knock*
NEAL [goes to open the door, shirtless, great view of his magnificent ass]: I wonder who that can be.
PETER [enters Neal's appartment]: Stop doing the illegal shit that is only going to get you into trouble, anyway I already know all about it and the answer is no.
NEAL: Dang. The answer to what?
PETER: Everything. Did you get into trouble yet? Please tell me you didn't.
NEAL:...
PETER: Neal?
NEAL: Oh no. Me? Never. Haha. Totally not. Nope. Not at all. Sir. Hey, I like your tie. Yellow and burgundy. Hmm. Brings out your eyes.
PETER: I am *not* happy with you right now, Neal.
NEAL [launches UNICORN EYES ATTACK ~*schliiiiing*~]
PETER: Stop doing that.
NEAL [adds PLEADING LITTLE POUT OF ADORABLENESS ~*mmnnnn*~]
PETER: Not. Gonna work.
NEAL [***UNICORN ~PUPPY~ EYES*** ~*ka-jiiiiiiiing*~]
PETER: I told you... Aaaarrrhh, fuck my life.
PETER [sorts everything out with the help of Diana, and Jones gets to cosplay a magician, a male nurse and a deep-sea diver somehow]
PETER: There I fixed it. Happy now?
NEAL: I am so totally in love with you, and the look in my ever grateful unicorn eyes says you can do me right now on the table in front of the whole bureau if you want.
ELLIE [popping out of nowhere] [with a camera]: Go ahead boys, I'm all for it! I hope you don't mind me taking some pictures, it's for the LJ comm I've created around your pairing. June's co-mod, by the way.
NEAL: Be sure to take my best profile!
PETER: WTF Ellie!? You're my wife!
ELLIE: So? I fail to see your point. Do your best, honey! Go go go!
I love this show to death, it's fantastically gay, and so is Matt Bomer:
(now that is some serious, professional face-sucking. You go, Matt!)
Hah! Gaydar never fails.
Here, have a Sherlock/White Collar crossover, it's super cool (contains spoilers for the whole first season of White Collar): http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/158055.html
Wheeeee! \o/
NEAL: Hey, why don't I do something ~*very*~ illegal related to some kind of stupid plot nobody really cares about while Peter isn't looking?
MOZZIE: Huzzah! Illegal stuff FTW!
DOOR: *knock knock*
NEAL [goes to open the door, shirtless, great view of his magnificent ass]: I wonder who that can be.
PETER [enters Neal's appartment]: Stop doing the illegal shit that is only going to get you into trouble, anyway I already know all about it and the answer is no.
NEAL: Dang. The answer to what?
PETER: Everything. Did you get into trouble yet? Please tell me you didn't.
NEAL:...
PETER: Neal?
NEAL: Oh no. Me? Never. Haha. Totally not. Nope. Not at all. Sir. Hey, I like your tie. Yellow and burgundy. Hmm. Brings out your eyes.
PETER: I am *not* happy with you right now, Neal.
NEAL [launches UNICORN EYES ATTACK ~*schliiiiing*~]
PETER: Stop doing that.
NEAL [adds PLEADING LITTLE POUT OF ADORABLENESS ~*mmnnnn*~]
PETER: Not. Gonna work.
NEAL [***UNICORN ~PUPPY~ EYES*** ~*ka-jiiiiiiiing*~]
PETER: I told you... Aaaarrrhh, fuck my life.
PETER [sorts everything out with the help of Diana, and Jones gets to cosplay a magician, a male nurse and a deep-sea diver somehow]
PETER: There I fixed it. Happy now?
NEAL: I am so totally in love with you, and the look in my ever grateful unicorn eyes says you can do me right now on the table in front of the whole bureau if you want.
ELLIE [popping out of nowhere] [with a camera]: Go ahead boys, I'm all for it! I hope you don't mind me taking some pictures, it's for the LJ comm I've created around your pairing. June's co-mod, by the way.
NEAL: Be sure to take my best profile!
PETER: WTF Ellie!? You're my wife!
ELLIE: So? I fail to see your point. Do your best, honey! Go go go!
I love this show to death, it's fantastically gay, and so is Matt Bomer:
(now that is some serious, professional face-sucking. You go, Matt!)
Hah! Gaydar never fails.
Here, have a Sherlock/White Collar crossover, it's super cool (contains spoilers for the whole first season of White Collar): http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/158055.html
Wheeeee! \o/