I had a baby today!

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Man, it was BRUTAL. I usually don't say that about childbirth. But honest to God, it was BRUTAL! At one point I was loudly and sincerely praying for death. But it turns out he's REALLY super cute, so he was worth it. Well...no, really, he was definitely worth it. But I will never do it again. I don't care if God promises me a kid who will fill his diaper with gold and cure crohn's disease. I'm NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN.

Bennet Frank Elio
7lbs 8oz (he wasn't even big; it wasn't the size that killed me)
20"

Uploading pics right now! :)