May 23, 2006 01:10
Should the need ever come up, I think I found a way to make me straight again: MTV Reality TV Shows.
Just sit down and watch all the TV shows that have gay contestants like "Parental Control," "NEXT," "Date My Mom" and "Real World." Since I have nothing else to do
this week, bad TV has been my only source of entertainment, and disgust of course.
Over and over again I saw bitter fags shooting off snide remarks to the breeders near by, or filled the airwaves with double-entandras related to sexual positions; or in my some cases, the gay in questioned spoke directly to the camera and their mother about their "enormous penis."
No wonder people think that all gays are "fierce" and act like Jack or some jaded individual. I know they exist, but not everyone one of them is that.
Sorry this sounds whiny and almost jaded. HA! Oh well, all you know me and all of you know who I really am.
In other news: Something bit me last week and it's killing me.