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In little Johnnys class, the teacher would give them a very complicated question every friday and anyone who answered it correctly would get off from school on monday...So one friday she asks "how many grains of sand are there in the world?" Naturally none of the children knew. Next friday she asks "How many gallons of water are there in the world?" Once again noone answered. So the next friday afternoon rolls around and right as the teacher is about to ask the question, Little Johnny rolls 2 black ping pong balls to the front of the classroom. The teacher looks down and asks "Ok, who's the comedian with the 2 black balls?" Little Johnny stands up and says "Bill Cosby, see ya tuesday"