An American Where?Wolf in Paris (Paris trip pt. 1)
[Scene. Parisian apartment complex. Two days after touchdown and acquisition of a fragile WiFi connection.]
Stocking: You know, we might have defeated this ghost a long time ago if you weren't so intent on fucking every guy we meet.
Panty: Hey, it's not everyday you get to test the legendary virility of the French male!
Stocking: [Sigh.] I'm starting to think we'll never get this Paris Coin.
Panty: [Rear back.] What? You mean this isn't a Heaven Coin we're after?
Stocking: Nope. This is strictly a non-canon adventure brewing in the mind of a silly grown man.
Stocking What the fuck? Fuck this, I'm going to Disneyland Paris!
[Panty exits stage right. Stocking shrugs and eats Nutella. End scene.]
This has been a teaser. Expect a more legit update (and replies to your entries) in a few days' time when a proper Internet connection is established.
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