Oh noes I'm a gayer!
Mother - "So, when are you going to tell me about girlfriend?"
Me - "....buh!?!"
Mother - "Oh, I've known for ages. Since you were in your teens."
How could she possibly know? I didn't even know that. Was I that predictable? Am I a stereotypical lesbian?
...I knew I should have not played Hockey at High School and kept my membership to the all-girl tree logging association a secret...perhaps it was the trip to Lesbos, national dresscode checked shirt and clumpy boots.
Me - "....buh!?!"
Mother - "Oh, I've known for ages. Since you were in your teens."
How could she possibly know? I didn't even know that. Was I that predictable? Am I a stereotypical lesbian?
...I knew I should have not played Hockey at High School and kept my membership to the all-girl tree logging association a secret...perhaps it was the trip to Lesbos, national dresscode checked shirt and clumpy boots.