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"Don't sew naked while walking downstairs, something may frighten you causing you (and your scrotum) to fall onto the seven needles you were sewing with.
When the needles have been surgically removed, don't keep them in a little jar on your bedside locker and look proudly at them. What you did was not big and not clever.
Don't do DIY naked - something may frighten you causing you (and your rectum) to fall onto a can of WD40. As amusing as that x-ray was, the surgeon didn't appreciate having to remove foreign bodies from you twice in two months. You may also want to rethink the "something frightened me when I was naked" story."
God help me, I have just discovered Allnurses.com
love, seva
When the needles have been surgically removed, don't keep them in a little jar on your bedside locker and look proudly at them. What you did was not big and not clever.
Don't do DIY naked - something may frighten you causing you (and your rectum) to fall onto a can of WD40. As amusing as that x-ray was, the surgeon didn't appreciate having to remove foreign bodies from you twice in two months. You may also want to rethink the "something frightened me when I was naked" story."
God help me, I have just discovered Allnurses.com
love, seva