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"Your midterm assignment is to create a timeline which charts the development of cinema from 1895 through 1939...DO NOT WAIT UNTIL THE WEEK BEFORE IT IS DUE TO START. I guarantee, you will not be able to finish given the other assignments required for this class."
So yeah, this is the Midterm for my History Of Cinema class, and he assigned it, what, 3-4 weeks ago? I had that much time to do the assignment, and it's due Friday. I like how he specifically said not to wait until a week before the due date in order to work on it cause he guarantees I won't be able to finish it. Well shit, I didn't. I waited until 5 days before it was due. Damn straight bitch, I started it on Monday. And guess what? It's Wednesday, and I'm done. I raped the shit out of this Midterm. And it's not like I even took a lot of time to do it (though I still put in a great deal of effort to make it look good). All I did was gather info on Monday, organize it on Tuesday, and fucking made the outline today. Shit yeah, and it looks fucking pimp.
I fucking hate it when teachers sternly warn the students not to wait to the last minute to do an assignment. Seriously, who the fuck ever does work early. There is no one in existance who says OH MAN I'M GONNA WRITE THIS RESEARCH PAPER RIGHT AWAY GEEGOLLYWHIZORZLOLLOZLL!!!11 Everyone waits till the last minute. The quality of the assignment doesn't depend on time, it depends on how good the student is at doing the shit. So when the Prof. sees my timeline and soils himself at the sight of its unadulterated G-ness, I'm gonna say "this bitch was one sheeeeeeeite muthafucka."
Progress is slow on the comic, but it's getting there. Here's another sample image for all to enjoy.
I'll be the first to admit that I can't draw women too well, but hey, whattya gonna do.
Mike Jiggs! clapclapclap
So yeah, this is the Midterm for my History Of Cinema class, and he assigned it, what, 3-4 weeks ago? I had that much time to do the assignment, and it's due Friday. I like how he specifically said not to wait until a week before the due date in order to work on it cause he guarantees I won't be able to finish it. Well shit, I didn't. I waited until 5 days before it was due. Damn straight bitch, I started it on Monday. And guess what? It's Wednesday, and I'm done. I raped the shit out of this Midterm. And it's not like I even took a lot of time to do it (though I still put in a great deal of effort to make it look good). All I did was gather info on Monday, organize it on Tuesday, and fucking made the outline today. Shit yeah, and it looks fucking pimp.
I fucking hate it when teachers sternly warn the students not to wait to the last minute to do an assignment. Seriously, who the fuck ever does work early. There is no one in existance who says OH MAN I'M GONNA WRITE THIS RESEARCH PAPER RIGHT AWAY GEEGOLLYWHIZORZLOLLOZLL!!!11 Everyone waits till the last minute. The quality of the assignment doesn't depend on time, it depends on how good the student is at doing the shit. So when the Prof. sees my timeline and soils himself at the sight of its unadulterated G-ness, I'm gonna say "this bitch was one sheeeeeeeite muthafucka."
Progress is slow on the comic, but it's getting there. Here's another sample image for all to enjoy.
I'll be the first to admit that I can't draw women too well, but hey, whattya gonna do.
Mike Jiggs! clapclapclap