Yes, I did the lemming thing and hit the button.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In July I bought porn for johnoghue (10 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, blargbot (-5000 points). In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5336 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Seule
Well, shoot. I didn't think it got any worse than coal.