Public Service Announcement

Nov 13, 2005 17:48

To many of the young American men out there:

GIRLS' PANTS DO NOT LOOK GOOD ON YOU.
For heaven's sake, go back to the men's section. They especially do not look good when they're so tight and so low that your damn boxers have three and a half inches of visibility between your (apparently useless) belt and too-tight shirt. That dyed-black greased-up I-haven't-seen-my-comb-since-kindergarten look ALSO does not look good on you. GET A COMB AND CUT YOUR HAIR.

Seriously, I'm missing the 80s here. This is ridiculous. And now they're getting to college. It's not even limited to high school anymore. There are FRESHMEN dressing like this. Go back to punk! Please! Give me the nine pounds of metal in your face and the hair of three-foot-long spikes, just NO MORE GIRLS' PANTS!

Except on girls. Thank you for your time.

End PSA.

On a side note, the reason there have been no more NaNoWriMo updates from me is that my Word is no longer working, mostly because Windows XP Pro is no longer working. So it might be a while.
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