NCIS - 4x15 - Friends and Lovers
The guy's getting down to propose ... and he finds himself staring at a decomposing body. The lucky lady runs screaming from the room as he stares and makes odd noises.
Ziva's teaching them how to throw knives. Nice.
Ziva: Any questions?
McGee: Gibbs really approved this?
Ziva: Yes, McGee, why do you keep on asking that?
McGee: Well, because they give us Sigs for a reason.
Ziva: In Mossad we have a saying, "knives don't run out of bullets." Now any questions pertaining to this particular class?
Tony: Yeah, I got one for you. You ever kill anyone with a spoon?
Ziva: No, but I'm seriously considering it.
Tony was a clogger? Hee!
Oh, I love McGee.
Tony: Math camp?
McGee: Chess. But at least I didn't wear man clogs.
Hee! Lee tried to throw the knife, and it goes backwards instead of forwards. And Gibbs almost gets himself a knife in the face.
Ziva: I thought you said you grew up around weapons?
Lee: I did. I didn't say that my father actually let me touch any of them.
"Nothing says 'I love you' like a rotting corpse in an abandoned craphole."
Oh, smart woman. "She says she wants this back before he changes his mind."
McGee looks just a little sick when he sees the corpse.
Jimmy!
McGee: Ziva, I will give you a hundred dollars to trade with me.
Ziva: [laughs] You're afraid of bugs, McGee?
McGee: Bugs? No. Wriggling, faceless blob creatures crawling inside human flesh? Yes.
Ziva just barges into the men's room, much to McGee's embarrassment.
Yeah, I love Jimmy.
And my love for Abby keeps growing exponentially.
Abby: If you haven't noticed, I'm the only one here. Which may be why I started talking to my machines in the first place.
McGee: Well, Abs, I gotta tell him something.
Abby: Tell him you love him, McGee. It works for me.
Gibbs: Not all the time.
"No, Gibbs, they're not characters from Lord of the Rings."
And I also have a lot of love for Tony. *grin* I love this show. It's rare that I have one that makes me love every single character.
[Tony's looking at vacation spots on the internet.]
Ziva: Where are we going?
Tony: We're not going anywhere.
Ziva: Who are you taking ... McGee?
"Stop interrupting and listen."
Yeah, that's definitely a little creepy. :-/
Ducky: Poison has been the weapon of choice for women for centuries. Except they tend to hide it in food rather than drink.
Gibbs: That would explain why my last ex-wife spent so much time in the kitchen.
Hee! Jimmy and Michelle really have made out pretty much everywhere in that place, haven't hey? I can't wait for them to get caught. It'll be great.
Jenny: What's the problem?
Gibbs: Jurisdiction issues with metro police.
Lee: They're insisting on a warrant.
Gibbs: And this ... legal person won't get me one.
"Where did you find her!?"
Lee: He's right, Director.
Jenny: He usually is. That's what makes him so damn irritating.
"No need. If they fight, it will be to the death."
Gibbs definitely likes using that elevator as an office.
"Fall in love, three weeks later, fall out of love."
Abby gets all sorts of cool valentines. :-P
"I think I may be confusing this holiday with another."
Aw, look at what Gibbs got Abby for Valentines. "I love you."
There was a message left in the bloody footprint.
Gibbs: Did you ever read MAD Magazine?
Ziva & Morris: No.
McGee: Until my mother found them and burned them in the yard.
Abby: Oh my god, it's exactly like the back cover of MAD Magazine.
"I can't live a lie."
Hee! McGee, Ziva, Abby, and Michelle are going in. And they all look very nice.
It looks like Thom E. Gemcity is more popular that you'd think. ;-)
Gibbs just called him "Tim."
Tony: I gotta write a book.
Gibbs: You should read one first.
Wait, so the petty officer's the serial killer?
Detective Carson was just killed. :-(
The petty officer was the serial killer.
The episode ends with us finally finding out who Jeanne's ex-boyfriend was ... the cop who was killed. The one that had spent the past few days working with Tony.
And, as she deletes the photo, it fades into black.