NCIS - 4x10 - Smoked
Body in the chimney, huh?
Hee! They're still poking fun at McGee about his book.
Tony: Apparently McGee thinks Ziva is in love with me.
Gibbs: There's a reason they call it fiction, DiNozzo.
"How many times do I have to tell you, it's not about you guys?" Aw. Poor McGee.
And Ziva's driving.
Ducky: And the moral, of course, is...
Gibbs: It's never a good idea to get married.
"Creative differences with my coworkers."
The guys want Ducky and Gibbs to "make up." :-P
Even Jimmy's pissed off at McGee.
Ducky: Do you know if Tony has finished it yet?
McGee: Not yet.
Ducky: I'd be careful. Him I'd look out for.
Ziva's about to kill him, isn't she?
"Because he gets very angry when I kill coworkers."
Gibbs: You two done playing grab-ass?
Ziva: He started it.
Gibbs: I ended it.
Five or six years? Yeah, that's a definite difference.
McGee: Abby, they hate me.
Abby: They don't hate you, McGee.
McGee: Ziva tried to kill me yesterday.
Hee! They're so adoreable together.
Abby: You described everything in my bedroom.
McGee: Not everything. You still have those...
Abby: Fantasize later, Hemingway.
So, which agency is it that's blocking them?
Ah. That explains why Tony keeps disappearing. He's been doing undercover work for the Director.
"There's no 'we' in McGee."
I'm assuming that Fornell is right behind them? Yeah. Called it.
Okay, this episode pretty much has subtext for every single pairing possible. And a few that probably aren't possible.
Fornell: You're turning the case over?
Gibbs: No, I just want you to get my search warrant.
Hey, that's Don Franklin! Commander Ford from seaQuest! Why didn't I realize that before now?
Why did Fornell just freeze like that? *waits* Ah. She looks like his victims.
Tony: Why exactly are we letting the FBI dig for more?
Gibbs: They're doing our manual labor.
Hee! He calls her "Jenny," and the others all go "bwuh?"
Have I mentioned that I love Jimmy? He's just so adoreable.
In the ambulance. *shakes head* They're going to get caught having sex one of these days. And it's going to be so great when it happens.
Ducky: It made me realize that, since your return, I've been acting like sort of a...
Gibbs: An ass?
"I hate to use marriage as an analogy."
Gibbs actually apolized to Ducky? Wow.
And I so need an icon of the two of them hugging.
Just when I thought I couldn't love Tony any more than I already do...
Ziva: We're all adults here.
Fornell: That's a subject I'm willing to debate. Where's Gibbs?
Tony: He must have heard you were coming, because he's not here.
"Who did you have to sleep with to get these?"
Somebody stabbed the guy with an icepick or a screwdriver? Ouch.
"Some days, this job really sucks."
Hee! I love how Gibbs is playing daddy when it comes to all his "kids." :-P
Abby: [suspiciously] How did you know what Marty majored in?
McGee: I didn't. [eyes her] Who is he?
"Okay, he's a really good friend." *lol* McGee seems almost jealous.
Marty!
Ziva: What would you do if you woke up and realized you were married to a monster?
Tony: It happened to my father all the time. We usually just moved.
It wasn't her husband. Or, at least, it wasn't just her husband. The wife was in on it as well.
Marty turns around, and Abby's gone.
"How did that toe end up in her husband's stomach?"