Doctor Who
I was trying to clean up some folders on my computer today, and I stumbled across a random one buried under Pictures. "What's this?" I thought, looking at pictures of a bunch of my Doctor Who action figures that were obviously taken on my desk's bookshelf from back in college.
And then I remembered. :D
Originally posted here on LiveJournal back on 13 September 2008, I thought that it wouldn't hurt to do a repost. Because why not? Without further ado, I present you with:
(Non Dial-up Safe) Adventures in Action Figures... Or, How Jack Travels Through Time and Space Seducing People
First of all, meet the players in our little drama.
This is the Doctor and Rose. They're just friends.
Well, maybe not just friends.
Yeah. Definitely more than friends.
Jack approves of their more-than-friendship.
And he decides to show Rose that he wants to be more than friends too.
The Doctor's a bit jealous.
Jack comes up with an idea to help him get over that jealousy.
He invites Rose to join in.
Then they have sex.
The Doctor does this thing where he changes bodies. It's not as kinky as it sounds.
Well, except for the part where he has this strange talk with himself in his head as he's regenerating.
Jack's there too for some reason.
Then they have sex.
After the whole changing bodies thing, Rose and the Doctor pick up where they left off.
The Doctor even teaches her a few tricks with the sonic screwdriver.
Then they have sex. (Later on, Rose is sucked into another universe. It most likely has nothing to do with the sex.)
The Doctor meets Martha. She likes him. He's oblivious.
Very oblivious.
Though, admittedly, they sometimes have other things on their minds.
Martha finally takes things into her own hands.
She gets her point across fairly well.
Then they have sex.
Jack randomly shows up and introduces himself to Martha. His introductions are long and complicated.
He says "hello" to the Doctor as well. Martha approves.
Then they all have sex.
Jack goes back to the super secret alien hunting agency everyone in Cardiff knows about that he's technically supposed to be running.
Martha leaves and joins UNIT.
They worship the great one known as "the Brigadier" there.
The Doctor starts hanging out with a woman named Donna.
Donna is awesome.
Very awesome.
The Doctor is impressed with her. He wants to be more than friends.
She shows him how much she appreciates the gesture.
Jack shows up again.
Donna has no problem when he wants to be more than friends. The Doctor's not as happy.
Later on, the Doctor notices that Jack keeps staring at his sonic screwdriver. (No, not that one.)
He's confused for a minute. Then the blocked memories kick in.
The Doctor had forgotten that he'd met Jack before when he was in another body.
Then they had a foursome with Harry and Sarah Jane.
That wasn't the only time Jack had met the Doctor either...
Nope. Not at all.
Turlough walked in a few minutes later and joined in the fun.
The Doctor's not sure how to deal with all these new/old memories. Jack suggests sex.
Meanwhile, Rose and Martha get acquainted.
As do Rose and Donna.
Donna and Martha already knew each other, but they decide to get reacquainted.
They decide that they really don't need the Doctor.
They won't turn down Jack, though.
Or even the Doctor when he shows up. Though they point out that they don't really need him.
The Doctor's past self randomly shows up. No one's sure how or why, but they don't complain.
They don't complain when another one of his past selves shows up as well. Though he's a bit puzzled.
It only seems natural that some crazy guy in a scarf would show up next. Of course, none of the future Doctors mention that he's them.
I'd honestly forgotten all about this post until I saw those pictures. I kind of wish that I'd done another one of these before I started selling them off now, since at one point I had almost all of them that have been released. Oh, well.
Hopefully it will make one or two people smile, even if it's a bit old. And, honestly, I expect there are quite a few of you out there who weren't following me back in '08, so it might be completely new to you.
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And then I remembered. :D
Originally posted here on LiveJournal back on 13 September 2008, I thought that it wouldn't hurt to do a repost. Because why not? Without further ado, I present you with:
(Non Dial-up Safe) Adventures in Action Figures... Or, How Jack Travels Through Time and Space Seducing People
First of all, meet the players in our little drama.
This is the Doctor and Rose. They're just friends.
Well, maybe not just friends.
Yeah. Definitely more than friends.
Jack approves of their more-than-friendship.
And he decides to show Rose that he wants to be more than friends too.
The Doctor's a bit jealous.
Jack comes up with an idea to help him get over that jealousy.
He invites Rose to join in.
Then they have sex.
The Doctor does this thing where he changes bodies. It's not as kinky as it sounds.
Well, except for the part where he has this strange talk with himself in his head as he's regenerating.
Jack's there too for some reason.
Then they have sex.
After the whole changing bodies thing, Rose and the Doctor pick up where they left off.
The Doctor even teaches her a few tricks with the sonic screwdriver.
Then they have sex. (Later on, Rose is sucked into another universe. It most likely has nothing to do with the sex.)
The Doctor meets Martha. She likes him. He's oblivious.
Very oblivious.
Though, admittedly, they sometimes have other things on their minds.
Martha finally takes things into her own hands.
She gets her point across fairly well.
Then they have sex.
Jack randomly shows up and introduces himself to Martha. His introductions are long and complicated.
He says "hello" to the Doctor as well. Martha approves.
Then they all have sex.
Jack goes back to the super secret alien hunting agency everyone in Cardiff knows about that he's technically supposed to be running.
Martha leaves and joins UNIT.
They worship the great one known as "the Brigadier" there.
The Doctor starts hanging out with a woman named Donna.
Donna is awesome.
Very awesome.
The Doctor is impressed with her. He wants to be more than friends.
She shows him how much she appreciates the gesture.
Jack shows up again.
Donna has no problem when he wants to be more than friends. The Doctor's not as happy.
Later on, the Doctor notices that Jack keeps staring at his sonic screwdriver. (No, not that one.)
He's confused for a minute. Then the blocked memories kick in.
The Doctor had forgotten that he'd met Jack before when he was in another body.
Then they had a foursome with Harry and Sarah Jane.
That wasn't the only time Jack had met the Doctor either...
Nope. Not at all.
Turlough walked in a few minutes later and joined in the fun.
The Doctor's not sure how to deal with all these new/old memories. Jack suggests sex.
Meanwhile, Rose and Martha get acquainted.
As do Rose and Donna.
Donna and Martha already knew each other, but they decide to get reacquainted.
They decide that they really don't need the Doctor.
They won't turn down Jack, though.
Or even the Doctor when he shows up. Though they point out that they don't really need him.
The Doctor's past self randomly shows up. No one's sure how or why, but they don't complain.
They don't complain when another one of his past selves shows up as well. Though he's a bit puzzled.
It only seems natural that some crazy guy in a scarf would show up next. Of course, none of the future Doctors mention that he's them.
I'd honestly forgotten all about this post until I saw those pictures. I kind of wish that I'd done another one of these before I started selling them off now, since at one point I had almost all of them that have been released. Oh, well.
Hopefully it will make one or two people smile, even if it's a bit old. And, honestly, I expect there are quite a few of you out there who weren't following me back in '08, so it might be completely new to you.
This entry has been crossposted to Dreamwidth, and it currently has
replies there. Comment on whichever site you prefer.