My former college sent me an invitation to my five year reunion. It arrived in the mail today.
(Technically, it's the second one they've sent me. See, they also sent me one last year too. Because they apparently can't do math. Or possibly because December graduations confuse them?)
Anyway, the reaction I had to said invitation can be summed up as such:
"Wait, seriously, it's actually been five years? Already?"
"But why on earth would anyone go to a five year reunion? There are probably people attending school there who were students when I was still there."
"Why would they think for a second that I, of all people, would be remotely interested in attending any type of reunion? I'm pretty sure I was voted 'most likely to go to hell' by the professors by the time I graduated."
... and then I burned the invitation. Like basically everything else I get from my school.
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