Sep 18, 2009 04:08
Title: Oh, My Super... Guy?!
Pairing: HanChul
Rating: PG-13 (for language and suggestiveness)
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Summary: The new SJ-M music video is out! And guess who's not too happy about it? Watch and witness the many attempts of vid-sabotage, vid-delay, vid-distraction Kim Heechul does inside AND outside the set. After all, jealousy does wonders to anyone and the Cinderella-man is no exemption from it!
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Because he was too busy doing acting, MC-ing and other activities, Kim Heechul was not able to attend the very first meeting of Super Junior-M's new music video - discussions, plans and concepts. All he knew and dismissed off was that, "We'll be releasing a new video, Hyung! I do hope it'll turn out well!" - from the all too giddy dongsaengs Donghae and Ryeowook. That was all he knew about. Period.
Not that it mattered to him to know all the juicy details, most especially that Hankyung, Heechul's secret favorite Chinese man (and slave, much to Hankyung's utter dismay) was in it. Leave it to the agency, producers and director to yet, again, release a success-rate-100% MV. It wouldn't much affect the over-all shooting, directing and producing if he knew or not.
But then he missed another one, then another one. Until he missed out what seemed like half of the meetings.
And the more he missed out meetings and pre-recording, the more interesting remarks from non-SJM members grew like it was the talk of the town. What was up with the music video? If the MV seemed to be planned great and he had no clue about it then, well, he HAD to know it now. That alone tweaked Heechul's curiosity about the whole SJM's Super Girl music video.
Super Girl, huh? Heechul thought boredly. Now who named the lyrics, I wonder.
Because next to knowing the MV being awesome - according to the excited members, - the title was all he knew about secondly. Perhaps he should read the lyrics between breaks of his acting and MC-ing, he quietly resolved.
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"I can't believe they'll let Hyung wear those clothes! He's too funny!"
"Now, now. It's all part of the plan, Eunhyukkie. The charm, THE CHARM! You know that Hankyunggie has this charisma, yes?"
"Oh, I totally agree, Teukie-hyung."
Heechul stared at the three; slowly comprehending the conversation that greeted him the moment he entered the 12th floor dorm. It was rather late and yet the three - Eunhyuk, Teukie and Sungmin - were chattering like it was still noon-time there at their couch.
"What are you guys talking about at this time of the night? It's late. Really late."
The eldest's eyes lit up upon seeing the grumpy and tired second older one of their group. He was unusually pleased to see the presence of the usual absent member. Eeteuk tended to miss his little members very quickly and easily. "Heenim! You're back quite early! We don't usual catch you at this hour!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatev. So, what about China-boy and charisma and clothes?" Heechul asked again as he placed down his belongings and took out a cold drink, impatiently waiting for his leader to start blabbing like he was always known for.
But instead of being relayed at, Eeteuk merely clapped his hand. "Ah! How about you see it for yourself tomorrow, Heenim? It'd be more hilarious to see it with your eyes!"
Sungmin and Eunhyuk exchanged knowing looks and laughed, being reminded at the scenario they saw this morning at SJ-M's shoot. Heechul just rolled his eyes, figuring out that the only way to get details was to get it himself.
So finally, for what was seemed like a long time, Heechul decided to attend at least ONE meeting of Super Junior-M's shoot. Oh, he'd see the all-too-adorable-for-his-good Henry and the big-guy-who's-freaked-out-with-bugs Zhou Mi, he fondly thought. I guess paying a visit wouldn't hurt. I have nothing to do tomorrow, anyway.
Who knew that the moment he stepped inside the studio the next morning, he was greeted by party animals inside this house-party inspired set? COMPLETE WITH A DISCO BALL! Seriously, it was like a crazy get-together with people acting to dance, drinking and singing with the music. A DJ booth? What the hell??
"Oookay..." He trailed off - a bit speechless - and stood a good meter away, watching the scenario being played out as cameras rolled. The staff and director were right in front of him, clueless about another new SJ member attending for watching-purpose. Then he finally saw Ryeowook, Siwon, Donghae, Henry and Zhou Mi in different sexy and tight - Fits them well, actually. - clad coming out one after the another from a door.
4, 5, 6 --
Hold it. Someone was missing.
Where in the world is he? Heechul looked around the set, carefully searching and noting a familiar body and face and saw no Hankyung. He frowned; disappointment written all over his face at the absence of certain member. Quickly, he changed expression when Eeteuk glided from his back and sling an arm around him; that proud look on his face was evident.
"So, how do you find it? Pretty good, hmm?"
"Pshh. If they're incomplete, then what's the use?"
"Incomplete? Oh, wait. You don't know Hankyung's part yet! Anytime, soon." Eeteuk explained as he placed a paperback-covered script on Heechul's forehead, earning him an Omo! from the second eldest. "Here, read. It's the concept, scenarios and whatnots of the shoot."
"Hnn..." Was all Heechul's feigned bored reply and restrained to eagerly scan the paper. Calm down, calm down. He told himself as he carefully fast-read the paragraphs, coming across with the name Jessica of SNSD. She's here? As a guest? I had no idea.
Then he read the description of each member's part of the MV. Paragraph by paragraph, word by word.
Then the meaning behind the lyrics. It was about an honest man convincing a lady to drop his current liar lover to stay with the former.
Then Hankyung's role. And Jessica's role. A geeky one chasing after a princess.
And in just three, two on--
"HE'D WHAT?!" Heechul screeched, too loudly, and successfully earned wondering glances from the nearby people. OH, HE. WILL. NOT.
Heechul once again fixed his gaze - fiery determination mixed with frustration, at the studio and saw what he knew - based on what he just read - was Hankyung entering at the party-area with a sexy Jessica. All smiles and everything.
This cannot be IT. Because, seriously, there's Hell to pay if this IS the plot.
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Continue?
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A/N: Okay, I'm in a hurry so I'll just edit this later evening! Proof-reading, grammatical errors and misspellings! I do hope you liked it! OMO!! *runs off to university*
super junior,
genre: yaoi/smut,
type: multi-chapter,
pairing: hanchul,
rating: pg-13,
!fanfic,
subject: heechul,
subject: hankyung,
author: setsuna_k,
genre: humor/comedy,
genre: romance