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I didn't want to remember you the first time anyway, USB flash drive with everything I've done on this semester on it. I wanted to drive all the way to class and then all the way back home just to get you, then all the way back to class. YOU KNOW WHY YOU WANTED TO DO THAT, SELF?
BECAUSE GETTING TO CLASS EARLY AND GETTING SHIT DONE IS FOR PUSSIES.
ARE YOU A PUSSY, SELF?
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
Yeah. You saved yourself from looking like a total asshole while you did your homework. Good work, self. Good fucking work.
...Well. I wasn't entirely unproductive. It was pretty close, though. But I got it done. Barely. Whatever, it's done.
I did a motherfucking happy dance on the way to my car. I deserved it, okay? I earned that motherfucking happy dance.
Fuck yes I did.
I should put this under a cut or something because nobody gives a shit. XD Not that I can blame them because, wtf self?
BECAUSE GETTING TO CLASS EARLY AND GETTING SHIT DONE IS FOR PUSSIES.
ARE YOU A PUSSY, SELF?
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
Yeah. You saved yourself from looking like a total asshole while you did your homework. Good work, self. Good fucking work.
...Well. I wasn't entirely unproductive. It was pretty close, though. But I got it done. Barely. Whatever, it's done.
I did a motherfucking happy dance on the way to my car. I deserved it, okay? I earned that motherfucking happy dance.
Fuck yes I did.
I should put this under a cut or something because nobody gives a shit. XD Not that I can blame them because, wtf self?