Because it's more fun than work... (translations for Inui's Special disc)
[Moving to this journal because inu_kai got it from someone else. XD]
I got Inui's albums "Special Disc" today (thanks to datenshi_blue, disutansu, and inu_kai).
So... since I'm oh so productive, I started outlining the slightly odd choose your own adventure-esque special disk for those without teh Japanese skills.
[EDITING]
The translations are just in numerical order right now, tonight I'll make a webpage with links and stuff. ^_^
[3:45 PM MST] I have about 1/3 of tracks done. Will continue updating.
I tried to make these make sense as far as I could understand them. Anyone with better skills than I, please feel free to correct/nitpick the translations too.
Track 1
Inui Sadaharu here. On this cd there are 99 tracks in total. And within those there are tracks with nothing on them. Those who do not want to get lost would do well to listen obediently to my guidance. In addition, I think it might be good to have curiosity going into this.
There are also several tracks with guests. Still, if you say you've listened all the way to the end, and the special gifts and such haven't come out yet. I'd like to have your cooperation. First, follow along to Track 2 now for me.
Track 2
Well then, this is the Start. Go to 20 for me.
Track 6
Ah, you arrived. Well, have a seat.
Eh? It looks like bathroom graffiti?
How about you go to 31 and see?
Track 10
I'd like to have a special finishing move with a cool name too. "High-Speed Serve" is easy to understand but... Shall we look at page 46 of the Inui Notebook?
Track 14
Nice to be working with you.
Now then, lets go on one track shall we?
Track 15
Glasses… glasses... ah, here they are.
Ah! That startled me. When you're coming in, knock won't you? You're in the way here, so go to 71 for me.
Track 18
Correct. 流石だな(sasuga da na - Just as expected). Incidentally, the kanji for sasuga(just as expected) are written as a stone that flows.[ishi(stone) and nagareru(to flow)].
Eh? You know, you say? Ah, so you've anticipated me. Well then, go to 79 for me.
Track 20
Good, that's the spirit. Carry on this way, all right? Then we're going to 50.
Track 24
Welcome!
You're looking for a notebook?
Eh? "Inui Notebook"? We don't have anything like that here. Please go look somewhere else.
Eh? Where should you skip to?
I don't know anything about that.
That's a problem for you? Even if you say that, you know...
Well, in any case, how about you ask at the shop next door?
Track 25
Notebooks? Nothin' like that here. Look somewhere else, ok. I think the shop at 26 would probably have 'em.
Track 26
Welcome! "Inui Notebooks"? Yeah, we have them. Here, this one, right?
Well then, our best to Sadaharu-kun, all right?
Eh? Where should you go? Well, you went shopping for him didn't you? So he has to thank you.
"Arigatou" in english is? [Maya note: Thank you = sankyuu = san kyuu = 39]
Well then, go to that number.
Track 28
You made it this far, I see? Congratulations.
Well then, I'll let you hear this persons voice.
Thank you. Inui Sadaharu-kun, Conratulations on your first debut album.
Wa~. Tsuda Kenjirou here.
Everyone listening to the cd? How are you? Eh, are you enjoying it? This is a tiresome part, isn't it? The tiresome things are all over the place with Inui Sadaharu-kun, I'm always hearing that.
[...stuff...]
And that tiresome-ness is also sort of uninteresting. And in the midst of that, I think my talk section should be interesting, but still....
Well, anyway, this cd whether it's the first disc or the second disc, please do enjoy it.
Ok? Even if it's tiresome, it looks like it will be continuing, so please, enjoy it. Aah~. This has been Tsuda Kenjirou.
Eh? You want to hear a different person's voice?
No choice then, it seems. Why don't you go to 65 now.
Track 31
Would you like to hear someone elses voice soon?
All right then. In that case you should go to 28.
Track 34
I: Having gathered here today was no coincidence, I was thinking we should discuss ourselves today.
T: Ourselves?
I: Ourselves. The Prince of Tennis Megane(Glasses)-Characters. I mean The Meganes.
O: Nice way of explaning it. Well, allright then. So, what d'you have to say?
I: Well, we have a school festival soon, right?
T: Yes.
I: I was thinking we could have a performance there.
O: Hey. My school's different, you know.
I: Ah, stop please. *whispered* Oshitari, could we go on without touching on that subject? If you go there, the odds that the conversation won't pregress are 100%.
O: *whispering* (something about adults, I think they may be conspiring against or refering to Tezuka. XD)
I: Right.
O: I've got it. In that case, no choice huh.
I: Sorry. *normal voice* Ah, forgive me. Start please.
T: So, what are you saying we should do?
I: Manzai (typical Kansai-style comedy routine The next really makes no sense unless you know what it's like, I think.)
T: Manzai?
O: Manzai, like... "doumo~"? That one?
I: Yes. "doumo"... that one.
T: "Dou~mo~"... that one?
O: No way.
T: All right.
O: No way.
[5 PM mountain - In progress...]
Track 36
3 times 6 is?
Track 39
Sankyuu. That was rude of me. You must be tired. Well, how about you drink this... eh? You don't want it? Really? Too bad then. I wanted to try out my new creation. In that case, go to 81.
Track 43
... Hm? Oh, it's you. What am I doing? Practicing my shout for when I serve. Because with different shouts, your oppnents reaction changes.
... What? You were still here? You should skip over to 92.
Track 46
Bell pepper seeds...? Right. You remembered well. Go to 48 for me.
Track 48
Mada mada da na. Hm? Mada mada da yo?
Hm? Mada mada mada... Huh? What was it again? Go to 74.
Track 50
Somehow you've learned how to listen to this it seems. If you continue to follow my guidence, you'll be able to listen to the whole cd this way. Now, go to 86 for me.
Track 53
53. 5(go), 3(san). Gosa(calculation errors). "Calculation errors must be accounted for or data is hollow." All right then, lets account for it then. Oh! There's no more room in my notebook. Hey, you, would you go to 24 to buy a notebook for me?
Track 58
You've found some money. To take it to the police station go forward two.
Track 60
Thank you. You really helped me out there. In thanks, this Inui special blend... you don't need it? That's too bad. Well then, lets keep listening. How about 36?
Track 65
Thanks again! Tsuda Kenjirou here. Ya~y!
Yeah, are you not wanting to listen to this anymore?
It's ok, isn't it. If I keep talking.
This cd, this second disc will be continuing on here soon. It's got you switching around - beep, beep, beep, beep - and all doesn't it.
Ah, did you listen to the first disc? The first disc had some pretty strange things too, or so Inui Sadaharu-kun was saying. And then you have this second disc, with these meaningless things. How is it? Troublesome, isn't it?
You might be thinking 'I'm tired of this!' But, please, because Inui Sadaharu-kun really did his best with this one, so please keep it up and listen 'til the last.
Well, you may have had me confused with a guest, right? But I'm sure after this the guests will show up, so please look forward to that.
And with that, please do your best to listen to this disc. This has been Tsuda Kenjirou.
What? That was the same? You're extravigant, aren't you? Well, no choice then. Listen to this a bit more, and I'll let you hear what you want. And with that, go to 43.
Track 71
Bell pepper seeds must be taken out in advance. Don't forget that, all right? And go to 58 now.
Track 74
Don! You fall into a pit trap. Rest one turn.
...which is a joke, so go to 34.
Track 79 (Warning, I'm not clever enough to really figure this one out.)
79. 7(nana), 9(kyuu). Na ku, naku yo uguisu Heian-Kyo (I think it's two lines of a haiku - Rougly: The nightengale cries out. Heian capital.) It's nice to have this sort of easy-to-remember word plays. Jump to 53.
Track 81
Glasses... glasses... ah, here they are.
Ah! That startled me. When you’re coming in, won’t you at least knock?
You didn’t… see them? My eyes?
Go to 95.
Track 86
Will you play doubles with me?
If yes - #14.
If no - 91
Track 91
While it is regrettable, this is the end.
Track 92
Hey. What's wrong, making a face like that?
What's that? You're tired? Well you're an impertinent rookie. As punishment, go to 10.
Track 95
Probability that you would struggle on to this point: 100%.
Probability that you will go to 6, also 100%.
I got Inui's albums "Special Disc" today (thanks to datenshi_blue, disutansu, and inu_kai).
So... since I'm oh so productive, I started outlining the slightly odd choose your own adventure-esque special disk for those without teh Japanese skills.
[EDITING]
The translations are just in numerical order right now, tonight I'll make a webpage with links and stuff. ^_^
[3:45 PM MST] I have about 1/3 of tracks done. Will continue updating.
I tried to make these make sense as far as I could understand them. Anyone with better skills than I, please feel free to correct/nitpick the translations too.
Track 1
Inui Sadaharu here. On this cd there are 99 tracks in total. And within those there are tracks with nothing on them. Those who do not want to get lost would do well to listen obediently to my guidance. In addition, I think it might be good to have curiosity going into this.
There are also several tracks with guests. Still, if you say you've listened all the way to the end, and the special gifts and such haven't come out yet. I'd like to have your cooperation. First, follow along to Track 2 now for me.
Track 2
Well then, this is the Start. Go to 20 for me.
Track 6
Ah, you arrived. Well, have a seat.
Eh? It looks like bathroom graffiti?
How about you go to 31 and see?
Track 10
I'd like to have a special finishing move with a cool name too. "High-Speed Serve" is easy to understand but... Shall we look at page 46 of the Inui Notebook?
Track 14
Nice to be working with you.
Now then, lets go on one track shall we?
Track 15
Glasses… glasses... ah, here they are.
Ah! That startled me. When you're coming in, knock won't you? You're in the way here, so go to 71 for me.
Track 18
Correct. 流石だな(sasuga da na - Just as expected). Incidentally, the kanji for sasuga(just as expected) are written as a stone that flows.[ishi(stone) and nagareru(to flow)].
Eh? You know, you say? Ah, so you've anticipated me. Well then, go to 79 for me.
Track 20
Good, that's the spirit. Carry on this way, all right? Then we're going to 50.
Track 24
Welcome!
You're looking for a notebook?
Eh? "Inui Notebook"? We don't have anything like that here. Please go look somewhere else.
Eh? Where should you skip to?
I don't know anything about that.
That's a problem for you? Even if you say that, you know...
Well, in any case, how about you ask at the shop next door?
Track 25
Notebooks? Nothin' like that here. Look somewhere else, ok. I think the shop at 26 would probably have 'em.
Track 26
Welcome! "Inui Notebooks"? Yeah, we have them. Here, this one, right?
Well then, our best to Sadaharu-kun, all right?
Eh? Where should you go? Well, you went shopping for him didn't you? So he has to thank you.
"Arigatou" in english is? [Maya note: Thank you = sankyuu = san kyuu = 39]
Well then, go to that number.
Track 28
You made it this far, I see? Congratulations.
Well then, I'll let you hear this persons voice.
Thank you. Inui Sadaharu-kun, Conratulations on your first debut album.
Wa~. Tsuda Kenjirou here.
Everyone listening to the cd? How are you? Eh, are you enjoying it? This is a tiresome part, isn't it? The tiresome things are all over the place with Inui Sadaharu-kun, I'm always hearing that.
[...stuff...]
And that tiresome-ness is also sort of uninteresting. And in the midst of that, I think my talk section should be interesting, but still....
Well, anyway, this cd whether it's the first disc or the second disc, please do enjoy it.
Ok? Even if it's tiresome, it looks like it will be continuing, so please, enjoy it. Aah~. This has been Tsuda Kenjirou.
Eh? You want to hear a different person's voice?
No choice then, it seems. Why don't you go to 65 now.
Track 31
Would you like to hear someone elses voice soon?
All right then. In that case you should go to 28.
Track 34
I: Having gathered here today was no coincidence, I was thinking we should discuss ourselves today.
T: Ourselves?
I: Ourselves. The Prince of Tennis Megane(Glasses)-Characters. I mean The Meganes.
O: Nice way of explaning it. Well, allright then. So, what d'you have to say?
I: Well, we have a school festival soon, right?
T: Yes.
I: I was thinking we could have a performance there.
O: Hey. My school's different, you know.
I: Ah, stop please. *whispered* Oshitari, could we go on without touching on that subject? If you go there, the odds that the conversation won't pregress are 100%.
O: *whispering* (something about adults, I think they may be conspiring against or refering to Tezuka. XD)
I: Right.
O: I've got it. In that case, no choice huh.
I: Sorry. *normal voice* Ah, forgive me. Start please.
T: So, what are you saying we should do?
I: Manzai (typical Kansai-style comedy routine The next really makes no sense unless you know what it's like, I think.)
T: Manzai?
O: Manzai, like... "doumo~"? That one?
I: Yes. "doumo"... that one.
T: "Dou~mo~"... that one?
O: No way.
T: All right.
O: No way.
[5 PM mountain - In progress...]
Track 36
3 times 6 is?
Track 39
Sankyuu. That was rude of me. You must be tired. Well, how about you drink this... eh? You don't want it? Really? Too bad then. I wanted to try out my new creation. In that case, go to 81.
Track 43
... Hm? Oh, it's you. What am I doing? Practicing my shout for when I serve. Because with different shouts, your oppnents reaction changes.
... What? You were still here? You should skip over to 92.
Track 46
Bell pepper seeds...? Right. You remembered well. Go to 48 for me.
Track 48
Mada mada da na. Hm? Mada mada da yo?
Hm? Mada mada mada... Huh? What was it again? Go to 74.
Track 50
Somehow you've learned how to listen to this it seems. If you continue to follow my guidence, you'll be able to listen to the whole cd this way. Now, go to 86 for me.
Track 53
53. 5(go), 3(san). Gosa(calculation errors). "Calculation errors must be accounted for or data is hollow." All right then, lets account for it then. Oh! There's no more room in my notebook. Hey, you, would you go to 24 to buy a notebook for me?
Track 58
You've found some money. To take it to the police station go forward two.
Track 60
Thank you. You really helped me out there. In thanks, this Inui special blend... you don't need it? That's too bad. Well then, lets keep listening. How about 36?
Track 65
Thanks again! Tsuda Kenjirou here. Ya~y!
Yeah, are you not wanting to listen to this anymore?
It's ok, isn't it. If I keep talking.
This cd, this second disc will be continuing on here soon. It's got you switching around - beep, beep, beep, beep - and all doesn't it.
Ah, did you listen to the first disc? The first disc had some pretty strange things too, or so Inui Sadaharu-kun was saying. And then you have this second disc, with these meaningless things. How is it? Troublesome, isn't it?
You might be thinking 'I'm tired of this!' But, please, because Inui Sadaharu-kun really did his best with this one, so please keep it up and listen 'til the last.
Well, you may have had me confused with a guest, right? But I'm sure after this the guests will show up, so please look forward to that.
And with that, please do your best to listen to this disc. This has been Tsuda Kenjirou.
What? That was the same? You're extravigant, aren't you? Well, no choice then. Listen to this a bit more, and I'll let you hear what you want. And with that, go to 43.
Track 71
Bell pepper seeds must be taken out in advance. Don't forget that, all right? And go to 58 now.
Track 74
Don! You fall into a pit trap. Rest one turn.
...which is a joke, so go to 34.
Track 79 (Warning, I'm not clever enough to really figure this one out.)
79. 7(nana), 9(kyuu). Na ku, naku yo uguisu Heian-Kyo (I think it's two lines of a haiku - Rougly: The nightengale cries out. Heian capital.) It's nice to have this sort of easy-to-remember word plays. Jump to 53.
Track 81
Glasses... glasses... ah, here they are.
Ah! That startled me. When you’re coming in, won’t you at least knock?
You didn’t… see them? My eyes?
Go to 95.
Track 86
Will you play doubles with me?
If yes - #14.
If no - 91
Track 91
While it is regrettable, this is the end.
Track 92
Hey. What's wrong, making a face like that?
What's that? You're tired? Well you're an impertinent rookie. As punishment, go to 10.
Track 95
Probability that you would struggle on to this point: 100%.
Probability that you will go to 6, also 100%.