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1.) FIRST NAME: daniel
2.) WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?: when my sister slammed my arm into the car door
3.) DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU?: no
4.) WHAT KIND OF MOUTHWASH DO YOU PREFER?: i hate mouthwash
5.) ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?: straight
6.) DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?: i have no idea
7.) WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS?: yah coz i can re-sew it
8.) DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?: no
9.) DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING?: no
10.) IF YOU ARE A SMOKER, WHAT IS YOUR BRAND?: not a smoker
11.) WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?: fishermen's friends
12.) BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS?: fast cars
13.) WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR?: um... yellow ones?
14.) HAVE YOU EVER ENGAGED IN ANAL SEX?: all the time... OMG i can't believe YOU believed that!!
15.) DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?: yah
16.) WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE?: dell
17.) HOW OFTEN DO YOU POOP?: i dunno... i dont keep track of that
18.) WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK?: never
19.) IF YOU HIT A 50 MILLION LOTTO, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD BUY?: a dodge viper
20.) DO YOU EVER GAMBLE?: no
21.) IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?: moracco
22.) WHAT IS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER?: i have a debit card?
23.) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FLAT TIRE?: no
24.) ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW HAIRY IS YOUR ASS?: i have never really seen it
25.) DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH?: no
26.) ARE YOU HUNGRY RIGHT NOW?: YESS... damn meliza.
27.) WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH?: piiizzzaaaaa
28.) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?: waffles
29.) WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE?: my ice cream scoopre
30.) HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU HAVE?: iono
31.) IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?: carrie-anne moss
32.) HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?: no
33.) WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY?: piece of shit
34.) DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?: yes
35.) WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PERSON AT WORK/SCHOOL?: michael... something
36.) WHAT BRAND IS YOUR CELL PHONE?: nokia
37.) HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT ANYONE MASTURBATING?: nope
38.) WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PUKED?: junior yr of highschool
39.) HOW OLD ARE YOU?: 20
40.) WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?: sky dive
41.) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: no
42.) HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHAVE?: once a week
43.) DO YOU THINK THE MIDGET QUESTION (8.) WAS OVER THE LINE?: no
44.) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER?: homemade
45.) GIRLS: DO YOU SWALLOW? GUYS:DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND SWALLOW?: that's just too much!!
46.) ARE YOU RACIST?: no
47.) DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY?: yes
48.) LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?: liberal
49.) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF YOUR BODY?: my calves
50.) ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT THE MIDGET QUESTION?: no
51.) IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED?: wyoming
52.) HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?: yes
53.) WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN?: men
54.) ARE YOU SEXIST?: no
55.) WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DUMBEST SPORT IS?: baseball
56.) DO YOU FORWARD CHAIN EMAILS THAT CLAIM TO BE GOOD/BAD LUCK?: no
57.) WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THIS VERY SECOND?: I AM HUNGRY!!...
58.) DO YOU SLOW DOWN AT CAR ACCIDENTS ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE?: sometimes
59.) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING OTHER THAN CHECKING YOUR MYSPACE/LJ?: studying for diff. eq. exam
60.) HAVE YOU EVER HAD JURY DUTY?: no
61.) DO YOU KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?: no
62.) DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SAYING "OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD" ORIGINATED?: no
63.) ERA OYU DYXLESIC?: no
67.) DID YOU ENJOY THIS SURVEY MORE THAN THE AVERAGE "TIRED" ONES THAT HAVE BEEN GOING AROUND FOR YEARS?: ...
2.) WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?: when my sister slammed my arm into the car door
3.) DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU?: no
4.) WHAT KIND OF MOUTHWASH DO YOU PREFER?: i hate mouthwash
5.) ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?: straight
6.) DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?: i have no idea
7.) WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS?: yah coz i can re-sew it
8.) DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?: no
9.) DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING?: no
10.) IF YOU ARE A SMOKER, WHAT IS YOUR BRAND?: not a smoker
11.) WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?: fishermen's friends
12.) BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS?: fast cars
13.) WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR?: um... yellow ones?
14.) HAVE YOU EVER ENGAGED IN ANAL SEX?: all the time... OMG i can't believe YOU believed that!!
15.) DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?: yah
16.) WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE?: dell
17.) HOW OFTEN DO YOU POOP?: i dunno... i dont keep track of that
18.) WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK?: never
19.) IF YOU HIT A 50 MILLION LOTTO, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD BUY?: a dodge viper
20.) DO YOU EVER GAMBLE?: no
21.) IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?: moracco
22.) WHAT IS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER?: i have a debit card?
23.) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FLAT TIRE?: no
24.) ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW HAIRY IS YOUR ASS?: i have never really seen it
25.) DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH?: no
26.) ARE YOU HUNGRY RIGHT NOW?: YESS... damn meliza.
27.) WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH?: piiizzzaaaaa
28.) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?: waffles
29.) WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE?: my ice cream scoopre
30.) HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU HAVE?: iono
31.) IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?: carrie-anne moss
32.) HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?: no
33.) WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY?: piece of shit
34.) DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?: yes
35.) WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PERSON AT WORK/SCHOOL?: michael... something
36.) WHAT BRAND IS YOUR CELL PHONE?: nokia
37.) HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT ANYONE MASTURBATING?: nope
38.) WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PUKED?: junior yr of highschool
39.) HOW OLD ARE YOU?: 20
40.) WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?: sky dive
41.) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: no
42.) HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHAVE?: once a week
43.) DO YOU THINK THE MIDGET QUESTION (8.) WAS OVER THE LINE?: no
44.) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER?: homemade
45.) GIRLS: DO YOU SWALLOW? GUYS:DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND SWALLOW?: that's just too much!!
46.) ARE YOU RACIST?: no
47.) DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY?: yes
48.) LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?: liberal
49.) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF YOUR BODY?: my calves
50.) ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT THE MIDGET QUESTION?: no
51.) IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED?: wyoming
52.) HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?: yes
53.) WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN?: men
54.) ARE YOU SEXIST?: no
55.) WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DUMBEST SPORT IS?: baseball
56.) DO YOU FORWARD CHAIN EMAILS THAT CLAIM TO BE GOOD/BAD LUCK?: no
57.) WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THIS VERY SECOND?: I AM HUNGRY!!...
58.) DO YOU SLOW DOWN AT CAR ACCIDENTS ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE?: sometimes
59.) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING OTHER THAN CHECKING YOUR MYSPACE/LJ?: studying for diff. eq. exam
60.) HAVE YOU EVER HAD JURY DUTY?: no
61.) DO YOU KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?: no
62.) DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SAYING "OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD" ORIGINATED?: no
63.) ERA OYU DYXLESIC?: no
67.) DID YOU ENJOY THIS SURVEY MORE THAN THE AVERAGE "TIRED" ONES THAT HAVE BEEN GOING AROUND FOR YEARS?: ...