[Fan Fiction] Two Drabbles
Title:England’s headache
Author/Artist:setosnicegirl
Character(s)/Pairing(s): England; Henry VIII
Rating:PG-13
Warnings:Just crack
Summary:Henry VIII actions give England nothing but headaches
England marched into the throne room of his king, Henry VIII. He had just went to the Queen consort's quarters to greet her good morning but found Queen Catherine's room devoid of life. He had ran to one of her maids to ask her where her Lady was and the young girl had said that the guards had dragged her to the Tower.
'The Tower of London! Damn it! I told that woman to be careful!' he thought angrily away and to the throne.
Which now leads us back to the present. King Henry looked up from his papers to see his country glaring at him and panting angrily.
"May I ask why you barged into my throne room like a mad man? You may be my country but you will show respect to me," he said to England before going back to his reading.
"What did this one do?!" asked England angrily.
Henry looked back up. "Hmm? Who are you talking about?"
"Catherine! What did she do?"
"Oh! Well, she was caught fornicating with my courtier Thomas," he said nonchalantly. "I don't know what she saw in him! She had me and my "royal scepter"! Why wouldn't she want this body?"
England choose not to comment on the name Henry gave his dick and he gave Henry a once over. He was fat, really fat. So fat that he could suffocate anyone he had sex with and then they would be absorbed into his fat... And that ulcer on his leg started to smell as well.
So yeah, he could see how Catherine wouldn't want him at all. Not even France would tap that.
But England said nothing and he just sighed. These wives were dolls to Henry and there was nothing he could do. He had given up already. "What's the name of the next one?"
Henry brightened. "Oh! Her name is also Catherine! Isn't that nice?"
England sighed.
Title: This one time at Fritz's house...
Author/Artist:setosnicegirl
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Prussia/Frederick II
Rating:R
Warnings: Highlight to see. Flute fucking
Summary:Fritz and Prussia have some fun.
Fritz slowly pushed the flute in and out of Prussia's tight and slick hole. Prussia gripped the bed sheets so hard he almost tore them. He was making soft little noises that made Fritz grin. Fritz licked his lips, wishing he was the one fucking his beloved Prussia instead of the flute.
"How wanton you look right now Prussia, having a flute fucking you in the ass and you enjoying it," said Fritz huskily as he gestured to Prussia's cock, which was erect and had a ribbon tied tightly around its base.
Prussia let out a chuckle. "It's only because you are the one fucking me with it." He gasped as Fritz went faster. "Y-You don't expect me to play this flute again, do you?"
Fritz smiled.
I did these drabbles almost a year ago. Yeah, I don't even know either.
Author/Artist:setosnicegirl
Character(s)/Pairing(s): England; Henry VIII
Rating:PG-13
Warnings:Just crack
Summary:Henry VIII actions give England nothing but headaches
England marched into the throne room of his king, Henry VIII. He had just went to the Queen consort's quarters to greet her good morning but found Queen Catherine's room devoid of life. He had ran to one of her maids to ask her where her Lady was and the young girl had said that the guards had dragged her to the Tower.
'The Tower of London! Damn it! I told that woman to be careful!' he thought angrily away and to the throne.
Which now leads us back to the present. King Henry looked up from his papers to see his country glaring at him and panting angrily.
"May I ask why you barged into my throne room like a mad man? You may be my country but you will show respect to me," he said to England before going back to his reading.
"What did this one do?!" asked England angrily.
Henry looked back up. "Hmm? Who are you talking about?"
"Catherine! What did she do?"
"Oh! Well, she was caught fornicating with my courtier Thomas," he said nonchalantly. "I don't know what she saw in him! She had me and my "royal scepter"! Why wouldn't she want this body?"
England choose not to comment on the name Henry gave his dick and he gave Henry a once over. He was fat, really fat. So fat that he could suffocate anyone he had sex with and then they would be absorbed into his fat... And that ulcer on his leg started to smell as well.
So yeah, he could see how Catherine wouldn't want him at all. Not even France would tap that.
But England said nothing and he just sighed. These wives were dolls to Henry and there was nothing he could do. He had given up already. "What's the name of the next one?"
Henry brightened. "Oh! Her name is also Catherine! Isn't that nice?"
England sighed.
Title: This one time at Fritz's house...
Author/Artist:setosnicegirl
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Prussia/Frederick II
Rating:R
Warnings: Highlight to see. Flute fucking
Summary:Fritz and Prussia have some fun.
Fritz slowly pushed the flute in and out of Prussia's tight and slick hole. Prussia gripped the bed sheets so hard he almost tore them. He was making soft little noises that made Fritz grin. Fritz licked his lips, wishing he was the one fucking his beloved Prussia instead of the flute.
"How wanton you look right now Prussia, having a flute fucking you in the ass and you enjoying it," said Fritz huskily as he gestured to Prussia's cock, which was erect and had a ribbon tied tightly around its base.
Prussia let out a chuckle. "It's only because you are the one fucking me with it." He gasped as Fritz went faster. "Y-You don't expect me to play this flute again, do you?"
Fritz smiled.
I did these drabbles almost a year ago. Yeah, I don't even know either.