Even A Mailbox can best a Austrian 1/1
Title:Even A Mailbox can best a Austrian
Rating:PG
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Genre: Comedy
Characters/Pairings: Austria, Hungary
Warnings:Crack fic
Summary: Austria meets his match.
Even A Mailbox can best a Austrian
Hungary was reading one of her new yaoi doujins, when she got a call on her cell phone. She sighed and bookmarked the page, annoyed at whoever interrupted her "me" time.
She answered the phone and was about to tell the person off when she heard harsh breathing.
"Hello? Who is this?"
There was a small gasp and then the voice spoke, "H-Hungary! Thank God! I...I need your help!"
"Austria? What's wrong? Why do you sound like that?" she asked in a confused tone of voice.
Austria paused and then in a small voice, "Prussia took Germany and I out drinking last night- Yes I know that was stupid of me to do that-and I was drinking some wine and then the next thing I know I'm waking up in a mailbox and I can't get out! People keep dropping their mail on me and it smells."
"In a mailbox? How did-You know what? I don't want to know how Prussia got you in there. What do you want me to do?"
"Bring a blow torch and a bolt cutter to the mailbox near the Palais Coburg Residenz. And don't tell anyone about this!" said Austria before hanging up.
Hungary waited for a few seconds before she began laughing hard. She needed to take pictures of this. Maybe Liechtenstein will? It's not really telling if you tell the person to told just to meet them to take pictures.
Rating:PG
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Genre: Comedy
Characters/Pairings: Austria, Hungary
Warnings:Crack fic
Summary: Austria meets his match.
Even A Mailbox can best a Austrian
Hungary was reading one of her new yaoi doujins, when she got a call on her cell phone. She sighed and bookmarked the page, annoyed at whoever interrupted her "me" time.
She answered the phone and was about to tell the person off when she heard harsh breathing.
"Hello? Who is this?"
There was a small gasp and then the voice spoke, "H-Hungary! Thank God! I...I need your help!"
"Austria? What's wrong? Why do you sound like that?" she asked in a confused tone of voice.
Austria paused and then in a small voice, "Prussia took Germany and I out drinking last night- Yes I know that was stupid of me to do that-and I was drinking some wine and then the next thing I know I'm waking up in a mailbox and I can't get out! People keep dropping their mail on me and it smells."
"In a mailbox? How did-You know what? I don't want to know how Prussia got you in there. What do you want me to do?"
"Bring a blow torch and a bolt cutter to the mailbox near the Palais Coburg Residenz. And don't tell anyone about this!" said Austria before hanging up.
Hungary waited for a few seconds before she began laughing hard. She needed to take pictures of this. Maybe Liechtenstein will? It's not really telling if you tell the person to told just to meet them to take pictures.