[FanFic]Tastes Like Good Ole Cherry Pie 1/1
Title:Tastes Like Good Ole Cherry Pie
Rating:PG-17
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Genre: Comedy
Characters/Pairings: America, Canada, America's Boss
Warnings: Naughty and hilarious things done to a pie.
Summary: Thanks to a off hand comment from Canada, America discovers what else you can do with a cherry pie.
"You know, once you stick it in, it feels like warm pie," said Canada to America as he flipped through a hockey magazine. "If you are that much a prude about sex, why do you have sex with a warm pie? Then you will sort of know how it is like."
So that is how America got to where he was now. In his kitchen and staring at the warm cherry pie on the counter.
"So it's warm like pie right?" he asked himself. It couldn't hurt right? Other than getting scalded by the cherry filling down there.
"Oh fuck it," he said as he unzipped his pants and started to stroke himself until he was hard. He took a gulp as he lifted the pie up and lowered it over his erect penis.
America let out a content sigh. It was so warm. So good! If this is what sex felt like, then he couldn't wait to try it! He started to thrust into the cherry pie.
"Mmm...Yeah..."
Just then, the door to his kitchen opened and his boss walked in.
"Good afternoon Alfred! Is that cherry pie I smell?"
Rating:PG-17
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Genre: Comedy
Characters/Pairings: America, Canada, America's Boss
Warnings: Naughty and hilarious things done to a pie.
Summary: Thanks to a off hand comment from Canada, America discovers what else you can do with a cherry pie.
"You know, once you stick it in, it feels like warm pie," said Canada to America as he flipped through a hockey magazine. "If you are that much a prude about sex, why do you have sex with a warm pie? Then you will sort of know how it is like."
So that is how America got to where he was now. In his kitchen and staring at the warm cherry pie on the counter.
"So it's warm like pie right?" he asked himself. It couldn't hurt right? Other than getting scalded by the cherry filling down there.
"Oh fuck it," he said as he unzipped his pants and started to stroke himself until he was hard. He took a gulp as he lifted the pie up and lowered it over his erect penis.
America let out a content sigh. It was so warm. So good! If this is what sex felt like, then he couldn't wait to try it! He started to thrust into the cherry pie.
"Mmm...Yeah..."
Just then, the door to his kitchen opened and his boss walked in.
"Good afternoon Alfred! Is that cherry pie I smell?"