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I went and got a new skateboard today. I got a zero. I went to the vans sotre in the inland center mall with my grandparents. After I got my skate board me and my grandparents walked out of the store and headed to the exit of the mall. My grandpa tryed to crack some stupid jokes about skateboards and I shot every one out of the sky. It was the side of me that was created by my god sister ryoko1832. I was saying comments like she would say if I had been the one saying them to her. My grandpa said "I needed to buy myself a sence of humor."
I replyed, "No I dont. I have a diffrent sence of humor than you do. In fact I have a morbid sence of humor."
Here is a couple of stupid jokes my grandpa said and my replys to them;
Grandpa: "we should take you to the beach right now so you could surf on your skate board"
Me: "you cant surf on a skateboard because they arent as boient as a surf board, not to mention skateboards have eight holes in them. If you tryed to surf on a skateboard you would sink as soon as you tryed to stand or float on it. On top of that you would ruin the grip tape."
Grandpa: "Why dont you run and jump on your skateboard and see how far you can slide on the mall floor"
Me: "I wouldnt try that because I dont have any trucks, risers, or weels and I would probily crack my board. If I did do it security would probily take the board and that would be $61.38 down the hole."
At times I think he is and idiot. He takes lovastation to lower levels of cholesterol and other fats in the blood. These are some of the side affects of lovastation that he has loss of memory, personality changes and irritability. He gets on my nerves a lot when he gets irritated or starts intentionaly being annoying. I just deal with it. It isnt that he is an idiot, or maby he really is. either way, I still love him the same.
I replyed, "No I dont. I have a diffrent sence of humor than you do. In fact I have a morbid sence of humor."
Here is a couple of stupid jokes my grandpa said and my replys to them;
Grandpa: "we should take you to the beach right now so you could surf on your skate board"
Me: "you cant surf on a skateboard because they arent as boient as a surf board, not to mention skateboards have eight holes in them. If you tryed to surf on a skateboard you would sink as soon as you tryed to stand or float on it. On top of that you would ruin the grip tape."
Grandpa: "Why dont you run and jump on your skateboard and see how far you can slide on the mall floor"
Me: "I wouldnt try that because I dont have any trucks, risers, or weels and I would probily crack my board. If I did do it security would probily take the board and that would be $61.38 down the hole."
At times I think he is and idiot. He takes lovastation to lower levels of cholesterol and other fats in the blood. These are some of the side affects of lovastation that he has loss of memory, personality changes and irritability. He gets on my nerves a lot when he gets irritated or starts intentionaly being annoying. I just deal with it. It isnt that he is an idiot, or maby he really is. either way, I still love him the same.