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I was cashering today at Publix, and someone said their daughter was just going to be a second because she needed to get an item. So I patiently waited and she screamed
"Here, Catch this!"
Needless to say, I wasn't paying attention and then BAM
I got hit in the head with an industrial pack of tampons. I hate my life.
The other night a 39 year old woman who recently divorced her husband gave me her number. She was loaded too. She won her husband's Navigator in the settlement and she gets $1300 a week from him. Looks like someone is going to have a suggamomma.
"Here, Catch this!"
Needless to say, I wasn't paying attention and then BAM
I got hit in the head with an industrial pack of tampons. I hate my life.
The other night a 39 year old woman who recently divorced her husband gave me her number. She was loaded too. She won her husband's Navigator in the settlement and she gets $1300 a week from him. Looks like someone is going to have a suggamomma.