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1. ARE YOU SINGLE, TAKEN, OR DATING?
Single
2. DO YOU HAVE A DATE FOR VALENTINES DAY?
NO!
3. IF SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Well even though she isn't my date, I'll probably take my mom out to dinner for Valentine's Day because I'm a nice son.
4. IF NOT, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
Hang out with a cute girl
6. FAVORITE GIFT TO RECEIVE FOR VALENTINES DAY?
The clap or a hand made picture.
7. ARE YOU DIFFERENT IN RELATIONSHIPS THAN YOU ARE IF YOU'RE NOT IN ONE?
Yeah, I'm macking with some hot bitch instead of my hand.
8. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A GOOD VALENTINES DAY DATE?
Hell yeah, I'm a stud.
9. DO YOU LIKE VALENTINES DAY?
Hell no, I'm not really a stud.
10. WHAT MAKES YOU A GOOD CATCH?
My name is Seth Murphy and I like showering. That alone makes me better than 75% of the other guys out there. Oh yeah, and I'm really flexible
11. WHAT WAS YOUR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
2 weeks
12. ARE YOU FAITHFUL IN A RELATIONSHIP OR DO YOU FLIRT?
Faithful. If any other girl gets near me I yell "Stay away from me you filthy slut. I don't not want your sex and STDs. I have a girl that can give me those already."
13. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU'RE ALONE ON VALENTINES DAY?
I won't care, I'll probably just make jun of everyone who does have a date.
14. HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN A HEART?
I broke a chair once, but that's because I'm fat gravity's enemy.
15. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN YOUR HEART BROKEN
Once or 20 times.
17. HAVE YOU EVER WENT OUT WITH SOMEONE WHO YOU DIDN'T LIKE?
No, that would be a waste of both people's time.
18. HOW LONG WAS YOUR SHORTEST RELATIONSHIP?
14 days
20. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP WHERE HE/SHE DIDN'T TRUST YOU?
Nope
21. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WAS GOING TO LAST?
Nay
22. WERE YOU EVER ALONE ON VALENTINES DAY?
17 years running.