Women!

[sethdemorte]

It is really quite repulsive to be greeted by the site of hair on the edge of the bathtub in the mornings. Melaeni must you insist upon shaving your legs and not cleaning up after yourself? I refuse to clean up after you, I am not your personal slave and I am quite sure I reiterated the fact a number of times when we agreed to move in with one another.

Should you fail to recognize this request, I will henceforth ban you from the bathroom. Do not think I do not know any door sealing charms - I am quite handy with those if need be.