fic: Wizardly Debates (mark/wardo)
Title: Wizardly Debates
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 2, 211
Author's Notes/Disclaimer: For SARAH who came up with this ridiculously awesome idea in the first place. Even if I did take decades to finish it. Not to mention it's my first legit tsn fic. Never mind the fact that I've been in the fandom for forever. Oh, and I own nothing.
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oh Dustin. You might have to face the possibility, that everybody has better reflexes than you. Or at least good enough ones to best you.
"Dustin’s blanket-caped body and the chopstick clutched tightly in his hand."
I can just see him before my inner eye xD
"“STILL? WHY DO YOU NOT LOVE MEEEEEE?!?” he wailed dramatically" He is my favourite drama-queen in the whole world. And four for you Chris, for shipping Drarry too, you go Chris!
"“BUTBUTBUT can’t you look past your desire to have a threesome with Tom Felton and Dan to see the OBVIOUS CHEMISTRY that is Dramione?”
“You’re reaaally not helping me change my mind here.”"
I'm starting to feel, that it might be a bad idea to copy and paste all my favourite lines, especially since my comments on them are neither witty nor funny, BUT I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
Your Chris and Dustin are exactly the way I imagine them to be. Perfect head-canon.
"Dustin gave a wide grin as he jumped up to throw his arms out as if actually expecting Mark to run over and hug him. Mark blinked instead"
He is too cute. He just wants a hug okay.
"“Silencio.”
Immediately Dustin scowled and began wording what seemed to be quite explicit curse words."
*Standing ovations* Edaurdo is the lion tamer, the pied piper, the-(well, I ran out of metaphors here), but damn, if that boy doens't know what he's doing.
"Mark looked away and shifted uncomfortably on the couch. Eduardo dropped a slice of bread. Dustin attempted to lick Chris’ ear. Chris attempted to push Dustin off his lap."
Can I marry that paragraph or.
I love the dropping a slice of bread, because I can just imagine it, with dramatic music and in slow-motion, tumbling to the floor, as Eduardo gapes at Mark in shock. And then the Chris/Dustin is adorable and hilarious and terribly endearing.
"“Out? Out where?” Mike asked stiffening and not moving from his spot."
gpoy. Mark and his unwillingness to go outside is so me. (Also "Mike" I feel horrible for poiting it out >.>)
"Mark grumbled but he stood and raised his arms obediently for the sweatshirt"
Eduardo mothering Mark is my favourite :')
"There were many more “Mardo Entanglements” as Chris decided to name them. Dustin began a tally sheet on the fridge where he and Chris made a mark for every different position they found the two in."
Oh my god. I want to be their friend. Chris and Dustin are flawless.
"Dustin saw a foot and spent a few minutes attempting to determine whose it was. After that he spent a while mocking the two and their diabetes-causing-cuteness. Followed by dodging Mark’s hardback copy of Prisoners of Azkaban (Eduardo declared that Dustin was not worth damaging such a prized possession. He did however cheer Mark on.)"
Every one of these sentences is pure gold. PURE GOLD I say.
"There were a lot of photos."
They took photos. For the wedding. I think I'll go cry now. This is too perfect.
"Chris lounged on the couch flipping through the Shark special of National Geographic and Eduardo was baking cookies while Mark leaned against the counter and watched him the clock."
Chris/Sharks, OTP! same for Eduardo/baking
I'm really sad there is no scene like this in TSN, I'd love to see Wardo in an apron, making cookies. It would be amazing. Oh well.
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I have no words. Oh Dustin xD
Mark ships Harry/Luna. And he's so cute about it. I can fully understand Eduardo, I'd kiss him too.
"a Dustin whose face looked like the child of the emoticon O_O and :O."
this is not gold, this is diamonds, brilliants, anything! I love the mental image this gives me.
"“Forget about Dramione, I TOTALLY SHIP MARK AND EDUARDO. MARDO. WARK. DUUUUUDDEE WE SHOULD MAKE OUR OWN FANBASE. ANDANDAND CHRIS YOU CAN SUPPORT IT TOO EXCEPT PLEASE NO THREESOME FANTASIES BECAUSE,” he cut himself off with a shudder and didn’t get a chance to finish before Chris had slapped a hand over his mouth and dragged him out of the room, leaving his two friends in privacy and knowing he could never think about Harry Potter the same way again."
Everything about this.
I don't even know where to start.
First of all, I'm so glad you wrote this.
Second, I'm really sorry I can't provide better feed-back, because you deserve all the praise and comments and everything, ever.
I thought it was going to be awesome, but it was even better than that. It made me happy, it made me laugh, I just really really loved it.
Of course Silencio would work on Dustin. Of course Wardo would make Mark read the books. Of course Dustin would take pictures of them cuddling for the wedding. I love how everything they do goes so perfectly with my head-canon. They react just in the way I feel like they should(mind you, not that I'd have been able to write it this well, or at all). It's so beautiful :D
Thank you so much for writing this and writing it so well <3
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nicest things ever.
and ever.
I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT.
even if it did take me decades to post >.<
WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING?
(oh and thank you so much for the mike-mark thing! Suits was obviously still in my brain...heh..)
THANK YOU
SO MUCH <3 <3 <3
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Did I ever tell you I saw the first episode of Suits? so I totally know what's going on now ;D
You are so very welcome :D
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