Forgive me, Kell and Ms Orange...
Stole the sweet sappiness and twisted:
When a girl is quiet...millions of things are running through her mind. Ha, if this girl is me, that's a given.
When a girl is not arguing...she is thinking deeply. Or perhaps she is in the shower? Having a lovely chat on the phone? Or doing the kajillion other things in the world that don't involve arguing. Who says that girls argue all the time? Damnit.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions...she is wondering how long you will be around. Also: Are you good in bed? Am I going to get bored with you? Do you know what you're doing? Do you have a job?
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds...she is not at all fine. Unless this girl is me and then, yeah, I'm fine, it's a delayed reaction, now let me get back to my book.
When a girl stares at you...she is wondering why you are so wonderful. Or: why aren't you doing what I asked you to do? You agreed to it, why are you still sitting there?
When a girl lays on your chest...she is wishing for you to be hers forever. Also: 'Mmmm, heated pillow' and 'I wonder how long til we can do that again?'
When a girl calls you everyday...she is seeking your attention. And perhaps bordering on stalker? Also: Duh.
When a girl wants to see you everyday...she wants to be pampered. If this girl is me, I want toshould be pampered, every damn day, whether I see you or not. And no, I don't need to see you every day. I have a life, so should you.
When a girl says, "I'll love you forever," she means it. Till you cross that line and then... yeah, no. You become snark fodder for the rest of her life.
When a girl says that she can't live without you...she has made up her mind that you are her future. Can you handle the pressure? If anything happens to you or you change your mind about her, she's a suicide waiting to happen!
When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that. Except your mom, your dog, your best friend... - if this girl is me. I reach peak "missing" at 2-3 months. Any more than that my life is moving on and I don't think about you much. Gone for more than a year? Yeah, you're just a fading memory.
When a girl is quiet...millions of things are running through her mind. Ha, if this girl is me, that's a given.
When a girl is not arguing...she is thinking deeply. Or perhaps she is in the shower? Having a lovely chat on the phone? Or doing the kajillion other things in the world that don't involve arguing. Who says that girls argue all the time? Damnit.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions...she is wondering how long you will be around. Also: Are you good in bed? Am I going to get bored with you? Do you know what you're doing? Do you have a job?
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds...she is not at all fine. Unless this girl is me and then, yeah, I'm fine, it's a delayed reaction, now let me get back to my book.
When a girl stares at you...she is wondering why you are so wonderful. Or: why aren't you doing what I asked you to do? You agreed to it, why are you still sitting there?
When a girl lays on your chest...she is wishing for you to be hers forever. Also: 'Mmmm, heated pillow' and 'I wonder how long til we can do that again?'
When a girl calls you everyday...she is seeking your attention. And perhaps bordering on stalker? Also: Duh.
When a girl wants to see you everyday...she wants to be pampered. If this girl is me, I want toshould be pampered, every damn day, whether I see you or not. And no, I don't need to see you every day. I have a life, so should you.
When a girl says, "I'll love you forever," she means it. Till you cross that line and then... yeah, no. You become snark fodder for the rest of her life.
When a girl says that she can't live without you...she has made up her mind that you are her future. Can you handle the pressure? If anything happens to you or you change your mind about her, she's a suicide waiting to happen!
When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that. Except your mom, your dog, your best friend... - if this girl is me. I reach peak "missing" at 2-3 months. Any more than that my life is moving on and I don't think about you much. Gone for more than a year? Yeah, you're just a fading memory.