This is what happens when Lang is reminded of.....

Jan 08, 2010 03:04

 horrible fanfics dealing with drunk characters.

Lang says:

LITENIGN WENT THE BAR WIT SNO COS HE INVITED HER FOR SERAHS BDAY. SHE DIDNT WNAT 2 DRINK NETHIGN, BUT SERA SED PLS AND SO SHE DID ANYWAYS. LATER ON LTYNING WUZ FEELIN A BIT TIPSY SO SHE SED SHE WOUD WALK HOEM ALONE COZ SHE WAS FINE!

SNO AND SERRAHH STAYED AT THA BAR A BIT BUT WER NOT DRUNK.

ON HER WAY HOEM, LIGTNGN WUZ DIZZY SO SHE STOPPD AT A BENCH FOR A SEC.

THEN A FIGURE WALKED OUT BEHIND HER

"O FUNNY 2 SEE U HERE LITE! WY OUT SO LAET??"

"O i was at my sis bday partie at dat bar over there but i'm just resting cos i want to go hoem now."

"O R U DRUNK OR STH??? HAHA U R ARENT U?!"

"No. leev mealone ok Fang! UGH"

Lang says:

DEN LIGHTNING ALMOST TIPPED OVER A BIT, BUT LUKILY FANG WUZ DERE SO SHE CATCH HER ARMZ B4 SHE FALL.

"WO! CARFUL DERE LYTE! U NERLY FALL! U SUR UR NOT DRUKN ?"

"UGH SRAH MAED MI DRINK FOR HER BDAY OK?! JEEZ. Ugh my Head hurz."

"WO UR SIS IS SCARY BRO! HEER LET MI HAL P U GET HOEM OK? U CNAT WALK LIKE DIS U MIGHT FALL AND GET RAEPD BY 14 YEAR OLD BOYS OR STH!"

AND SO FNAG PUT LIGTNGINSHGHS ARM OVER HER SHOLDER AND WALKD TO HER APPARTAMENT.

"WOO EE WEER FINALLY HEER OK LITYE?"

"O dat wuz fast Fagn! U walkso fast did u kno dat??? Can u help me go to my room so i can slep? my bed is dat way."

せてんし says:

LOL

LITYE

Lang says:

LITGHNIANG POINTED T O A DIRECTION THAT WAS HER ROOM PROBABLY AND FANGANN TOKE HER DERE AND THEN SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND!

"Hey Fangurren why u cloesd tha door arunt u leeving now?"

"NO LGHT I THOT I WUD HELP U TO GET CHANGED UR PJZ. COZ IN CASE UR DIZZY AND SUTFF"

LiGhTnInG thot  It was A Good Idea so she went along.

BUT NOTICED! FANGAMINA'S HANDS WERR WANDRING A BIT MUCH

"HEY FANGG! Wut R U DOING? DATS MY BUM OK"

Lang says:

"O U MEAN YOU DONT LIEK DIS FEELING?? I AMGOOD I PORMISE OK LTNG!"

"O well it kdna flz good a bit if u tuch me here too"

LYETENENG PUT FARANGI'S HAND ON HER BOOBIES

せてんし says:

LOL

Lang says:

"O Fang wut iz tihs??"

"BABY ITS LOVE" FANG SHOUTED Den she kizsed L1G|-|tNinG  HARD ON THE LIP! And toke her 2 her bed and undress her!

Lang says:

All nyte Fang made Lightning say her name and lightning did the same to Fang and they stayed up having sex until morning time happened and Fang sneaked out B4 Lyftning woke up

"UGH. I feel terrible and my hips ache! I AM NEVAR GETTIGN DRUENK AGAIN!"

THE END

COMMENTS PLS?!?

I LOEV FANG x LIGHTNINGU!!!!!

せてんし says:

LOL

OH TYHT MADU MWAH SO WETZ

I LIKE.

MOAR PWEASE

Lang says:

HAHAHAHA

SO IN CHARACTER

lang rofl., ffxiii, funny

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