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Let's start with the standard and wholly basic information shall we?
Full name and any nicknames or titles: Deidara.
Age (both actual and human equivalence): 19, un, about two months ago.
Species (if more than one please list all): ...Human?
Gender (please state if hermaphrodite): Male.
Height: Five-five.
Weight: Eh... hundred and twelve pounds?
All done? Good! Now that that's out of the way we'll start with some simple questions!
1) What is your favorite season? [Insert a heavy sigh here. These questions are already boring him.] Summer, un. Everything's reached its height and is in the perfect state for destruction.
2) What is your favorite color? Blue.
3) Favorite type of music? I don't listen to music much, un.
4) Favorite food? Bakudan.
5) What type of shoes do you like wearing most? [He lifts his foot to show his standard ninja sandals.] This is all I wear.
6) Favorite animal (for this please use Earth animals)? [This time, he actually gives a small smile.] Birds, un. All kinds.
7) Chunky or smooth peanut-butter, or are you allergic? [Insert a nose-wrinkle.] I don't like peanut butter.
8) White or wheat bread? Rice bread.
9) Have a lucky number? What is it? [He holds up his middle finger. That counts, right?]
10) Jeans, skirt, pants, pajamas, or shorts? Whatever.
Alright so let's get to know you a little better!
11) Can you sing like an angel or is it like running nails down a chalk-board? I don't sing.
12) Do you sing along to your music around people? What about dancing to your music in public? I don't sing, un; I said that. And I don't dance in public.
13) Play any musical instruments, how well? [He rolls his eyes and moves on to the next question.]
14) If you were taken to a karaoke bar what's the first song you'd pick (you have to sing, no choice)? Un! I don't sing! These questions, ugh.
15) Any good at sports? Got any sport you're amazing at? How about terrible? [Blink, blink.] Does blowing your face off for all these stupid questions count? [Someone maybe sucks at sports.]
16) Even if you didn't go to school, what would have been your best subject? Your worst subject? [Snort.] You mean your standard civilian schools, un? Art, writing; that order.
17) Hey, do you have a lot of friends or just a few, do you even HAVE friends? [...Glower glower glower.] I have enough.
18) Got a best friend? ...Un. [No, he's not saying who.]
19) So what is your ideal job (legal or otherwise)? Bomber for hire, un. If I weren't stuck in this stupid cloak [not to mention this stupid facility] I'd still be doing it.
20) Alright, so let's say you get a day off from the dream job, what do you do on your day off? [Shrug.] Dunno, un. Bird-watching, maybe.
So, how about some health questions?
21) Do you smoke, do you drink, heavily on either one? No, yes, sometimes.
22) Would you say you eat healthy? I eat whatever's around, un. I'm a shinobi.
23) What about your eyes? Are you blind in one of them? Both of them? [SNORT.] I have better eyesight than you could hope to match, un.
24) Can you hear or do you need assistance in that? I'd be a shitty shinobi if I let myself go deaf in my line of work, un.
25) Is your body in good shape? Do you work out? Shi-no-bi. If I were in bad shape I'd be dead, un.
26) Are you missing any limbs? Have you had to replace them? [NOT IN THIS TIMELINE AHAHAHAHA ;;;;] Not so far, un.
27) Were you born with any health problems: asthma, high blood pressure, cancer, etc.? No.
28) Have you gained any health problems in your life: breast cancer, diabetes, arthritis, burns? [A lighter snort.] A few burns here and there, but nothing lasting.
29) Is there something that is different about you mentally: split-personality, ADD, hallucinations, etc.? Some people call me crazy, un. Does that count? [Someone may be 9/10 a sociopath.]
30) Is your body covered in scars? I've got my share.
I feel like I'm really starting to get to know you! I'm going to ask about your love life now. [...Twitch.]
31) First off, do you have a preference? Not much of one, un. Lean toward something with a penis, though.
32) So, do you like anyone in particular? Do they like you back? . .
33) Are you a virgin? Was it lost willingly? [Snort.] No. [...He's not going to specify which that answers.]
34) So if you were married, would you want kids? [He actually laughs at that.] Marriage is for people who plan to be around tomorrow, un.
35) List ALL of your secret kinks (feet, bondage, blood, wrists, fish-net, BDSM, cat-ears, school girls/boys, etc.) [He leans toward the camera a little.] Why don't you just come over here and find out, un~?
36) Do you like to cuddle? No. [Yes.]
37) If you got to choose who you lost/lose your virginity too, who would it be? ...This is a stupid question, un; I can't change what's already happened. [The honest answer? A certain not-quite-human redhead.]
38) Who was your first kiss? Some girl in my village, un.
39) Where, to you, would be a kinky place to have sex? And a romantic place? [A yawn.] You can't surprise me with kink, un. [Probably because he's an exhibitionist. He's not touching the romance part (though it would be slow sex under the sheets in the other person's bed if he did).]
40) How much do/would you actually LIKE having sex? [...Smirk smirk smirk.] Wanna find out~?
Feeling a bit uncomfortable? Well we're going into your family now. If you have children we're going to focus on your own childhood.
41) How many are in your family? Just me, un.
42) How many members of your family are still alive? ...Just me, un.
43) What's the relationship you have/had with your family? [Shrug.] Don't remember or care, un. [His parents were civilians, and boring ones at that.]
44) Do you think your parents would be/are proud of you and the way you are now? [Snort.] Doubtful.
45) Since a lot of people consider pets as part of the family, did/do you have any? Never had the time for any, un. [As much as he dearly wanted a pet bird when he was little.]
46) What's a pleasant memory you have of your family? [Just a shrug. Moving on.]
47) What's a bad memory? [Another shrug. He doesn't care, and even if he did, he's not sharing.]
48) Where did you live when you were growing up? Iwa. Slept in my parents' house sometimes but otherwise I was all over the village, un.
49) Ever try to run away/ get kicked out? [Snoooort.] I'm a missing-nin, un.
50) Did you have your own room when you were growing up? I was an only child.
Right, so we're going to get a bit dirty now, just a little bit though.
51) List seven bad-habits (you're welcome to list more than seven). [Blink. This is a weird one, and not the kind of thing he ever thinks about. This is going to take him a minute, and he counts on his fingers as he speaks.] Hn. I... salt my tea, I guess, un. ...Yell a lot. ...Hold a long grudge, un. [He's casting about pretty hard to figure out things that other people would consider bad habits, because there's not much he dislikes about himself that he'll admit to. ...Eh, fuck it, three's good enough.]
52) What are five major irritations/pet-peeves of yours? The Sharingan. People who have no head for art. Closed rooms. People who don't fucking knock, un. And anyone who lets their dream and worldview fall aside for no good reason. [He could keep going with this list forever, really.]
53) What would make you get into a fist fight, even if you were a pacifist by nature? Idiots with no head for art, un.
54) Would you ever steal for fun? [Shrug.] Sure.
55) If offered, would you do hard drugs? Have you already done them? Not if I had anything I had to be doing in the next week. Stuck in here? Sure, un.
56) What is your deepest fear? Fuck you.
57) What is your darkest secret? Also fuck you.
58) What have you done that you are ashamed of? [Glare.]
59) Have you ever caused someone to break down into tears? Probably.
60) List seven flaws, starting with your biggest (Flaw ex: racist, sexist towards either gender, procrastinator, never on time, self-deprecating, etc). [Dot dot dot.] Fuck this question. [Clearly, Deidara is flawless. Except for a few things you couldn't torture out of him.]
Alright so this part may be a little tough for you. We're going to get deep in the mud with the questions. Now answer truthfully!
61) What would cause you to murder someone? Have you murdered someone? [Snort.] People aren't worth that much, un. It's not murder, it's just killing.
62) Have you ever contemplated suicide? [Laughs.] I'm ready to do it every day if it's needed.
63) Have you ever been arrested for something more than a misdemeanor? [Wicked grin.] I've never been caught.
64) Would you take pleasure in torturing someone if it was someone you absolutely despised and loathed with every fiber of your being? Fuck yes.
65) If you could take revenge on everyone who has ever hurt you, would you? In a superflat second, un.
66) What action would make you unable to look at yourself in the mirror? Not much.
67) Let's say you found the love of your life. You have a child with them and some unexpected life-threatening event occurs where you have to choose your child or the love of your life, whom do you choose? I hate children, so guess, un.
68) Could you kill a child for any reason? Children are no different from other useless people, un. Just smaller.
69) Would you sleep with someone to gain more power/a higher position/status? Have done and would again, un.
70) Would you kill someone for power/a higher position/status? Gladly.
Yeaaah I think a shower is in order, and maybe some comfort food. Alright, let's do something light and nice to make up for the depression I've induced.
71) Anyone you admire? Why do you admire them? Maybe one person, un, but that's none of your damn business.
72) What do you do when you're upset? Create art. [i.e. Blow shit up.]
73) What would be an instant pick-me-up for you if you were having a bad day? Salted tea, a good fuck and blowing someone's face off.
74) List seven nervous habits (running your hand through you hair, rubbing the inside of your wrist, rubbing the back of your neck, rambling, etc.). [He rubs his forehead.] This shit's giving me a headache, un; it's the same fucking question over and over. Ask me something interesting, un.
75) Do you like to sleep on a soft mattress or a stiff one? Stiff.
76) Do you/did you sleep with a stuffed animal? [Eye roll.] [Clearly he's not counting the voodoo doll he still has of his partner from the experiment that week.]
77) Do you like to sleep in late or even on days off you wake up early? Whatever. I wake up when I wake up, un.
78) Any collections (bottle caps, masks, art, gadgets, etc.)? Nothing so pointlessly permanent, un.
79) Any hobbies? My art is hobby enough.
80) Would you rather play board games, video/computer games, or outdoor games (assume you have enough people for each category)? Not much interest in any of the above, un.
Feel a little better? Not completely? Alright so here's so more light fun questions.
81) Shower or bath? Bath.
82) Hot or cold water for the previous question? Hot as I can get it without burning my skin, un.
83) Favorite kind of dessert (hard candy, chocolate, jelly-beans, cake, pie, etc.)? Sesame mochi.
84) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor and what is a flavor that sounds terrible to you? [Ticking on his fingers again, thumb then forefinger:] Pistachio good, cherry bad, un. These questions are pointless.
85) What type of toppings do you put on your ice-cream, do you put any toppings? Crushed nuts.
86) Driver's seat or passenger? I fly a fucking bird mount, un.
87) Any particular place you want to visit (can be ANYWHERE, the moon, Disneyland, anywhere)? Not really. [Lies. He'd like to see Iwagakure again if he could without being killed for showing up.]
88) What animal would you want to be (again for ease please use animals on earth)? A falcon.
89) Favorite plant (tree, plant, flower your choice)? Bramble.
90) Favorite smell (lilacs, cinnamon, fresh laundry, blood, etc.)? Gunpowder.
Feel all better now? Good! Just a few more questions!
91) Go to a play/musical, watch a movie, or read a book? None. Sculpt.
92) Do you have a religion? [A more derisive snort than any before.] Like that idiot Hidan? I think not, un.
93) Do you believe in karma? [Shrug.]
94) If someone was broken down on the side of the road would you stop to help them? Probably not.
95) What sort of super power would you want to have (you can only have one power)? I want those wings back, un.
96) A genie is giving you three wishes, what do you wish for (no wishing for more wishes)? Wings, infinite clay, and all Sharingan users dead where they stand.
97) Where and what's your ideal place to live? Somewhere up high in some rocky mountain range somewhere, un.
98) Setting aside whether or not you fight, what is the type of weapon would you use? I don't need anything but my clay, un.
99) The end of existence has been announced, you have a day until it ends, what do you do? Find that bastard Itachi finally use my last attack.
Last question
100) Do you like yourself? [The slightest, slightest pause. And then a smirk.] Better than I like anyone else. [He may or may not be lying.]
Let's start with the standard and wholly basic information shall we?
Full name and any nicknames or titles: Deidara.
Age (both actual and human equivalence): 19, un, about two months ago.
Species (if more than one please list all): ...Human?
Gender (please state if hermaphrodite): Male.
Height: Five-five.
Weight: Eh... hundred and twelve pounds?
All done? Good! Now that that's out of the way we'll start with some simple questions!
1) What is your favorite season? [Insert a heavy sigh here. These questions are already boring him.] Summer, un. Everything's reached its height and is in the perfect state for destruction.
2) What is your favorite color? Blue.
3) Favorite type of music? I don't listen to music much, un.
4) Favorite food? Bakudan.
5) What type of shoes do you like wearing most? [He lifts his foot to show his standard ninja sandals.] This is all I wear.
6) Favorite animal (for this please use Earth animals)? [This time, he actually gives a small smile.] Birds, un. All kinds.
7) Chunky or smooth peanut-butter, or are you allergic? [Insert a nose-wrinkle.] I don't like peanut butter.
8) White or wheat bread? Rice bread.
9) Have a lucky number? What is it? [He holds up his middle finger. That counts, right?]
10) Jeans, skirt, pants, pajamas, or shorts? Whatever.
Alright so let's get to know you a little better!
11) Can you sing like an angel or is it like running nails down a chalk-board? I don't sing.
12) Do you sing along to your music around people? What about dancing to your music in public? I don't sing, un; I said that. And I don't dance in public.
13) Play any musical instruments, how well? [He rolls his eyes and moves on to the next question.]
14) If you were taken to a karaoke bar what's the first song you'd pick (you have to sing, no choice)? Un! I don't sing! These questions, ugh.
15) Any good at sports? Got any sport you're amazing at? How about terrible? [Blink, blink.] Does blowing your face off for all these stupid questions count? [Someone maybe sucks at sports.]
16) Even if you didn't go to school, what would have been your best subject? Your worst subject? [Snort.] You mean your standard civilian schools, un? Art, writing; that order.
17) Hey, do you have a lot of friends or just a few, do you even HAVE friends? [...Glower glower glower.] I have enough.
18) Got a best friend? ...Un. [No, he's not saying who.]
19) So what is your ideal job (legal or otherwise)? Bomber for hire, un. If I weren't stuck in this stupid cloak [not to mention this stupid facility] I'd still be doing it.
20) Alright, so let's say you get a day off from the dream job, what do you do on your day off? [Shrug.] Dunno, un. Bird-watching, maybe.
So, how about some health questions?
21) Do you smoke, do you drink, heavily on either one? No, yes, sometimes.
22) Would you say you eat healthy? I eat whatever's around, un. I'm a shinobi.
23) What about your eyes? Are you blind in one of them? Both of them? [SNORT.] I have better eyesight than you could hope to match, un.
24) Can you hear or do you need assistance in that? I'd be a shitty shinobi if I let myself go deaf in my line of work, un.
25) Is your body in good shape? Do you work out? Shi-no-bi. If I were in bad shape I'd be dead, un.
26) Are you missing any limbs? Have you had to replace them? [NOT IN THIS TIMELINE AHAHAHAHA ;;;;] Not so far, un.
27) Were you born with any health problems: asthma, high blood pressure, cancer, etc.? No.
28) Have you gained any health problems in your life: breast cancer, diabetes, arthritis, burns? [A lighter snort.] A few burns here and there, but nothing lasting.
29) Is there something that is different about you mentally: split-personality, ADD, hallucinations, etc.? Some people call me crazy, un. Does that count? [Someone may be 9/10 a sociopath.]
30) Is your body covered in scars? I've got my share.
I feel like I'm really starting to get to know you! I'm going to ask about your love life now. [...Twitch.]
31) First off, do you have a preference? Not much of one, un. Lean toward something with a penis, though.
32) So, do you like anyone in particular? Do they like you back? . .
33) Are you a virgin? Was it lost willingly? [Snort.] No. [...He's not going to specify which that answers.]
34) So if you were married, would you want kids? [He actually laughs at that.] Marriage is for people who plan to be around tomorrow, un.
35) List ALL of your secret kinks (feet, bondage, blood, wrists, fish-net, BDSM, cat-ears, school girls/boys, etc.) [He leans toward the camera a little.] Why don't you just come over here and find out, un~?
36) Do you like to cuddle? No. [Yes.]
37) If you got to choose who you lost/lose your virginity too, who would it be? ...This is a stupid question, un; I can't change what's already happened. [The honest answer? A certain not-quite-human redhead.]
38) Who was your first kiss? Some girl in my village, un.
39) Where, to you, would be a kinky place to have sex? And a romantic place? [A yawn.] You can't surprise me with kink, un. [Probably because he's an exhibitionist. He's not touching the romance part (though it would be slow sex under the sheets in the other person's bed if he did).]
40) How much do/would you actually LIKE having sex? [...Smirk smirk smirk.] Wanna find out~?
Feeling a bit uncomfortable? Well we're going into your family now. If you have children we're going to focus on your own childhood.
41) How many are in your family? Just me, un.
42) How many members of your family are still alive? ...Just me, un.
43) What's the relationship you have/had with your family? [Shrug.] Don't remember or care, un. [His parents were civilians, and boring ones at that.]
44) Do you think your parents would be/are proud of you and the way you are now? [Snort.] Doubtful.
45) Since a lot of people consider pets as part of the family, did/do you have any? Never had the time for any, un. [As much as he dearly wanted a pet bird when he was little.]
46) What's a pleasant memory you have of your family? [Just a shrug. Moving on.]
47) What's a bad memory? [Another shrug. He doesn't care, and even if he did, he's not sharing.]
48) Where did you live when you were growing up? Iwa. Slept in my parents' house sometimes but otherwise I was all over the village, un.
49) Ever try to run away/ get kicked out? [Snoooort.] I'm a missing-nin, un.
50) Did you have your own room when you were growing up? I was an only child.
Right, so we're going to get a bit dirty now, just a little bit though.
51) List seven bad-habits (you're welcome to list more than seven). [Blink. This is a weird one, and not the kind of thing he ever thinks about. This is going to take him a minute, and he counts on his fingers as he speaks.] Hn. I... salt my tea, I guess, un. ...Yell a lot. ...Hold a long grudge, un. [He's casting about pretty hard to figure out things that other people would consider bad habits, because there's not much he dislikes about himself that he'll admit to. ...Eh, fuck it, three's good enough.]
52) What are five major irritations/pet-peeves of yours? The Sharingan. People who have no head for art. Closed rooms. People who don't fucking knock, un. And anyone who lets their dream and worldview fall aside for no good reason. [He could keep going with this list forever, really.]
53) What would make you get into a fist fight, even if you were a pacifist by nature? Idiots with no head for art, un.
54) Would you ever steal for fun? [Shrug.] Sure.
55) If offered, would you do hard drugs? Have you already done them? Not if I had anything I had to be doing in the next week. Stuck in here? Sure, un.
56) What is your deepest fear? Fuck you.
57) What is your darkest secret? Also fuck you.
58) What have you done that you are ashamed of? [Glare.]
59) Have you ever caused someone to break down into tears? Probably.
60) List seven flaws, starting with your biggest (Flaw ex: racist, sexist towards either gender, procrastinator, never on time, self-deprecating, etc). [Dot dot dot.] Fuck this question. [Clearly, Deidara is flawless. Except for a few things you couldn't torture out of him.]
Alright so this part may be a little tough for you. We're going to get deep in the mud with the questions. Now answer truthfully!
61) What would cause you to murder someone? Have you murdered someone? [Snort.] People aren't worth that much, un. It's not murder, it's just killing.
62) Have you ever contemplated suicide? [Laughs.] I'm ready to do it every day if it's needed.
63) Have you ever been arrested for something more than a misdemeanor? [Wicked grin.] I've never been caught.
64) Would you take pleasure in torturing someone if it was someone you absolutely despised and loathed with every fiber of your being? Fuck yes.
65) If you could take revenge on everyone who has ever hurt you, would you? In a superflat second, un.
66) What action would make you unable to look at yourself in the mirror? Not much.
67) Let's say you found the love of your life. You have a child with them and some unexpected life-threatening event occurs where you have to choose your child or the love of your life, whom do you choose? I hate children, so guess, un.
68) Could you kill a child for any reason? Children are no different from other useless people, un. Just smaller.
69) Would you sleep with someone to gain more power/a higher position/status? Have done and would again, un.
70) Would you kill someone for power/a higher position/status? Gladly.
Yeaaah I think a shower is in order, and maybe some comfort food. Alright, let's do something light and nice to make up for the depression I've induced.
71) Anyone you admire? Why do you admire them? Maybe one person, un, but that's none of your damn business.
72) What do you do when you're upset? Create art. [i.e. Blow shit up.]
73) What would be an instant pick-me-up for you if you were having a bad day? Salted tea, a good fuck and blowing someone's face off.
74) List seven nervous habits (running your hand through you hair, rubbing the inside of your wrist, rubbing the back of your neck, rambling, etc.). [He rubs his forehead.] This shit's giving me a headache, un; it's the same fucking question over and over. Ask me something interesting, un.
75) Do you like to sleep on a soft mattress or a stiff one? Stiff.
76) Do you/did you sleep with a stuffed animal? [Eye roll.] [Clearly he's not counting the voodoo doll he still has of his partner from the experiment that week.]
77) Do you like to sleep in late or even on days off you wake up early? Whatever. I wake up when I wake up, un.
78) Any collections (bottle caps, masks, art, gadgets, etc.)? Nothing so pointlessly permanent, un.
79) Any hobbies? My art is hobby enough.
80) Would you rather play board games, video/computer games, or outdoor games (assume you have enough people for each category)? Not much interest in any of the above, un.
Feel a little better? Not completely? Alright so here's so more light fun questions.
81) Shower or bath? Bath.
82) Hot or cold water for the previous question? Hot as I can get it without burning my skin, un.
83) Favorite kind of dessert (hard candy, chocolate, jelly-beans, cake, pie, etc.)? Sesame mochi.
84) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor and what is a flavor that sounds terrible to you? [Ticking on his fingers again, thumb then forefinger:] Pistachio good, cherry bad, un. These questions are pointless.
85) What type of toppings do you put on your ice-cream, do you put any toppings? Crushed nuts.
86) Driver's seat or passenger? I fly a fucking bird mount, un.
87) Any particular place you want to visit (can be ANYWHERE, the moon, Disneyland, anywhere)? Not really. [Lies. He'd like to see Iwagakure again if he could without being killed for showing up.]
88) What animal would you want to be (again for ease please use animals on earth)? A falcon.
89) Favorite plant (tree, plant, flower your choice)? Bramble.
90) Favorite smell (lilacs, cinnamon, fresh laundry, blood, etc.)? Gunpowder.
Feel all better now? Good! Just a few more questions!
91) Go to a play/musical, watch a movie, or read a book? None. Sculpt.
92) Do you have a religion? [A more derisive snort than any before.] Like that idiot Hidan? I think not, un.
93) Do you believe in karma? [Shrug.]
94) If someone was broken down on the side of the road would you stop to help them? Probably not.
95) What sort of super power would you want to have (you can only have one power)? I want those wings back, un.
96) A genie is giving you three wishes, what do you wish for (no wishing for more wishes)? Wings, infinite clay, and all Sharingan users dead where they stand.
97) Where and what's your ideal place to live? Somewhere up high in some rocky mountain range somewhere, un.
98) Setting aside whether or not you fight, what is the type of weapon would you use? I don't need anything but my clay, un.
99) The end of existence has been announced, you have a day until it ends, what do you do? Find that bastard Itachi finally use my last attack.
Last question
100) Do you like yourself? [The slightest, slightest pause. And then a smirk.] Better than I like anyone else. [He may or may not be lying.]