In 2008,
sesquipedeviant resolves to...
Spend more time with my scrubs.
Start a costume fund.
Give some engineers to charity.
Drink four glasses of improvisation every day.
Lose ten pixel-stained technopeasants by March.
Stop spelling with _gertrude_.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
sesquipedeviant sent to me...
Twelve polymaths drumming
Eleven linguistics piping
Ten engineers a-leaping
Nine apostrophes dancing
Eight webcomics acting
Seven dilettantes a-spelling
Six pragmatists a-singing
Five anti-i-i-ique postcards
Four verbing nouns
Three most artists
Two pixel-stained technopeasants
...and a sesquipedalianism in a sociology.