Drunken Silliness (H/D)
Title: Drunken Silliness
Author: sesheta_66
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Challenges: dracoharry100’s challenge #126 - Whimper and awdt's prompts: I would love to be a stripper; You are the reason I stay alive; I gotta make money somehow, since you refuse to be my sugar daddy; killed by her best friend; Is there anyone you haven't had sex with? slythindor100's prompts: #111 - Birthday boy (for Harry's birthday); harrylovesdraco's Challenge #7 - Harry's birthday and red; and enchanted_jae's June challenge #40 - Did someone say 'party'? and Aug challenge #42 - I knew you were mine for the taking when I walked in the room.
Summary: Pansy has had a few too many at Harry's birthday party.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Drunken Silliness
"I would love to be a stripper," Pansy announced as she climbed onto the table.
Ron whimpered. Harry just managed to pry Hermione's wand from her fingers before she hexed off Ron's bollocks. Ron caught the movement, and with relief turned to Harry. "You are the reason I stay alive, mate."
"Do something," Harry hissed.
Draco scowled. "Pansy, darling, don't be daft."
"I gotta make money somehow, since you refuse to be my sugar daddy," she replied with a pout.
Harry growled. Hermione laughed at him, uncaring that Pansy might be killed by her best friend, right before her eyes.
Pansy swayed her hips. "Hey, birthday boy?" she asked Harry. "Wanna take care of me?"
Harry felt his cheeks go red. Draco did not look pleased with her.
"Did someone say 'party'?" Seamus announced as he arrived.
"There you go, Pansy," Blaise suggested. "Finnegan'll fix you up."
Pansy climbed off the table and onto Seamus's lap. "Is there anyone you haven't had sex with?"
Seamus laughed. "No one here."
"We could fix that," she offered.
"I knew you were mine for the taking when I walked in the room," Seamus crooned.
"Let's go home," Harry said. Draco led the way.
Author: sesheta_66
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Challenges: dracoharry100’s challenge #126 - Whimper and awdt's prompts: I would love to be a stripper; You are the reason I stay alive; I gotta make money somehow, since you refuse to be my sugar daddy; killed by her best friend; Is there anyone you haven't had sex with? slythindor100's prompts: #111 - Birthday boy (for Harry's birthday); harrylovesdraco's Challenge #7 - Harry's birthday and red; and enchanted_jae's June challenge #40 - Did someone say 'party'? and Aug challenge #42 - I knew you were mine for the taking when I walked in the room.
Summary: Pansy has had a few too many at Harry's birthday party.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Drunken Silliness
"I would love to be a stripper," Pansy announced as she climbed onto the table.
Ron whimpered. Harry just managed to pry Hermione's wand from her fingers before she hexed off Ron's bollocks. Ron caught the movement, and with relief turned to Harry. "You are the reason I stay alive, mate."
"Do something," Harry hissed.
Draco scowled. "Pansy, darling, don't be daft."
"I gotta make money somehow, since you refuse to be my sugar daddy," she replied with a pout.
Harry growled. Hermione laughed at him, uncaring that Pansy might be killed by her best friend, right before her eyes.
Pansy swayed her hips. "Hey, birthday boy?" she asked Harry. "Wanna take care of me?"
Harry felt his cheeks go red. Draco did not look pleased with her.
"Did someone say 'party'?" Seamus announced as he arrived.
"There you go, Pansy," Blaise suggested. "Finnegan'll fix you up."
Pansy climbed off the table and onto Seamus's lap. "Is there anyone you haven't had sex with?"
Seamus laughed. "No one here."
"We could fix that," she offered.
"I knew you were mine for the taking when I walked in the room," Seamus crooned.
"Let's go home," Harry said. Draco led the way.