The Predicament (H/D, PG-13)
Title: The Predicament
Author:
sesheta_66
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 209
Challenge:
slythindor100 challenge - The letter P
Warnings: No beta.
Summary: Harry and Draco get locked in ... somewhere.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
*door clicking shut*
"Alohamora!"
*nothing happens*
"Well, this is quite the predicament you got us into!"
"It's not my fault!"
"Of course it's your fault, Potter. It's always your fault!"
"Shhh. We'll get caught if you keep whining like that."
"Me?!? Whining? I assure you Malfoy's do not whine!"
"Riiiiight. And I don't break any rules."
"Aha! See, you do break rules!"
"And you whine. Now shut up."
"No. I will not shut up just because you tell me to."
"How about so we don't get caught?"
"Please, Potter, we are not going to get caught."
"We will if you don't shut up!"
"Oh, bite me!"
. . .
"Ow! What did you do that for?"
"You told me to bite you, so I did."
"Do you always do as you're told, Potter?"
"No."
"So why did you bite my shoulder?"
"Felt like it."
"Honestly! When we get out of here -- "
"Oooohh, I'm so scared!"
"You should be."
"What are you going to do, whine until my head explodes?"
"I am not whining!"
"No. Now you're shouting."
"I am not shouting."
"Shhh. Someone's coming."
"I don't hear anything."
"That's because you won't shut up."
"Make me!"
Mfngfng
"Potter?"
"Mhmm?"
"You kissed me!"
"Mhmm."
"C'mere."
*snogging ensues*