Festive (H/D drabble, PG-13)
Title: Festive
Author: sesheta_66
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Challenges: dracoharry100's prompt #48 - "Prepare," slythindor100's prompt 16 - "Christmas Party" and my GJ 100_prompts table 003 - "Sarcasm."
Summary: The boys prepare to host their first Christmas party.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
"Surely you are not wearing that!" Draco cried as Harry emerged from their bedroom wearing a jumper with a reindeer knitted on it.
"Actually, I have a leather thong underneath. I was planning a striptease about an hour into the party."
"Oh, really? Shall I prepare a pole in your honour?" Sarcasm oozed from Draco.
"Very funny. I like this sweater. It's festive."
"It's hideous."
"Perhaps, but you love me anyway."
"Harry?"
"Hmm?"
"The only way you're getting any tonight is if you either remove that offending article or you really do a striptease."
"Right then. Red or green jumper?"
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Author: sesheta_66
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Challenges: dracoharry100's prompt #48 - "Prepare," slythindor100's prompt 16 - "Christmas Party" and my GJ 100_prompts table 003 - "Sarcasm."
Summary: The boys prepare to host their first Christmas party.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
"Surely you are not wearing that!" Draco cried as Harry emerged from their bedroom wearing a jumper with a reindeer knitted on it.
"Actually, I have a leather thong underneath. I was planning a striptease about an hour into the party."
"Oh, really? Shall I prepare a pole in your honour?" Sarcasm oozed from Draco.
"Very funny. I like this sweater. It's festive."
"It's hideous."
"Perhaps, but you love me anyway."
"Harry?"
"Hmm?"
"The only way you're getting any tonight is if you either remove that offending article or you really do a striptease."
"Right then. Red or green jumper?"
.