maybe Bush did it

[seshen]

See, all the recent natural disasters have been blamed on Bush. Now we have a devastating earthquake in the region where Bin Laden is likely to be hiding out in a cave somewhere. He could be under a pile of rocks as we speak.

So, I think we should all hail Bush for having God strike down the terrorists where they live.

It's certainly as plausible as any of the other "Bush made this happen" scenarios that have been bandied about.