This stuff comes in threes, right?

Aug 11, 2014 00:01

Fridge: My seal's going to fail and I'm going to fill up with condensation, alright?
Foundation; S'okay if a hive of bees sets up in me, right?
Washer: Yeah...I don't think I want a functioning door-lock. It's not a problem if I break down in the middle of the final spin cycle, right?
Me: *facepalm*

I'm not even kidding about the bees. That's what bugs me most. Fridge going? Normal problem. Malfunction on the washer? Call the repair guy and maybe have to go to a laundromat or bribe a friend with baked goods for loan of their machines. BEES IN THE WALL? WHO EVEN HAS BEES IN THE WALL? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? (The foundation is poured concrete on bottom, cinderblock on top, and they seem to have taken advantage of a hole in the exterior window caulking of one of the basement windows and a flaw in a brick. It doesn't help that it's not the original foundation. But still. BEES. IN. THE. WALL.) You can put your ear to the workroom wall and hear them buzz. It's just...it's the weirdness of it that bothers me. Who does this happen to?

nature, what is this fuckery?, house, why god why, what the....?, problems

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