Random questions meme
Comment and I will give you seven completely random nonsense questions/prompts to write about. I got tagged by raisedbymoogles
1. You're marching on Washington! What does your protest sign say?
That would depend on what I'm protesting. Now, if I were marching on Ottawa, it would probably be something about impeaching Harper because oh my God, the Conservative party. (Internet spying bills, robocalls, dodgy election practices, being convicted of election fraud, cutting funding to various rights groups...the list just goes on.)
2. Reach blindly to your right and grab the first item you can touch. That item is now going on a Magical Adventure!
Aww. Have fun, telephone! Enjoy your adventure and come back to us with tales of mighty deeds!
3. You're on one of those competitive cooking shows. The theme: grilled cheese sandwiches. Wow the judges.
Old cheddar, mozzarella, and havarti shredded and mixed together, along with thin-sliced tomatoes and a sprinkling of cilantro, sandwiched between two thick slices of fresh home-made bread grilled in butter with a touch of olive oil mixed in.
4. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Don't wanna grow up! :P
5. Sanity: overrated?
Highly.
6. Megatron's chosen YOU to design his next Weapon of the Week! What do you do now?
Design the best damn weapon of the week ever, then use it to overthrow him, and Starscream too for good measure.
7. Write a haiku.
Because I like you
I should spare you that attempt
You asked, so here.