*siiiigh*

[seryan]

I could have lived my life without seeing anthropomorphized cereal (mini-wheats) in a jacuzzi. How does that even work? (There are televisions at work tuned in to a 24-hour news channel.)

Also got this this morning:

Dear Seryan,

Your car needs a new alternator. Happy New Year, sucker.

The Universe.

Booooo!