Jun 16, 2004 01:03
This is a bulletin from the Picayune Intraurban News Service. The
immense orange ball seen rising over the eastern horizon early this
morning is expected to fall slowly towards the west sometime in the
evening. No injuries have been reported and rumors of panic have been
greatly exaggerated. Scientists are calling it a phenomena and advise
citizens to prepare for reaccurance in the very near future.